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[Vorthon]

618: Not allowed to go overboard on the details for a planet. In all likelihood, the party does not give a shit about the exact axial tilt of the planet they're visiting, nor the little quirks of the dominant culture(s).
618a: Ditto for the exact family history of the gods in a fantasy setting. Nobody wants to hear or read a five-hundred page dissertation on the genealogy of the gods.

[Dsarker]

619. Not allowed to kidnap someone to be their dicebot.
619a. Not allowed to then try to 'hug' that person.

[Yoink]

620. When acting as a medic, opting for a +20 strength check over a -10 medical check to remove a piece of shrapnel from the patient's nether regions is considered quite unprofessional.
620a. Said patient is then well within their rights to go completely apesh** on your clinic and person.

[Yoink]

BUMPING THIS!

621. You are not allowed to start the Mafia in 1400s Romania.

[Alternatecash]

622. Even if you hand the DM the plans, along with a detailed summary of where in his campaign world you're finding the materials to do it, you're not allowed to build a man-portable chain-gun in a fantasy setting.

[MaximumZero]

622a. This also applies to thermonuclear warheads, intercontinental ballistic missiles, rocket launchers, battleships, tanks and fighter jets.

[Flying Dice]

623. Even if you have spare demopacks, you shouldn't automatically throw them at the first people your fellow Troubleshooters decide to shoot.

[TCM]

624. A female character wearing a skirt can not treat it like a pocket and use it to carry items, i.e. a first-aid kit.
624a. This means to also disregard any implications made with storing inventory up a skirt.

[Flying Dice]

625. When telling the GM that you are going to hide a stolen item in a bodily orifice, specify that it is not your mouth before attempting to talk to the former owner.

[Darvi]

626. No making a supporter with the explicit intent on not supporting your teammates. You know who you are.

Well, fuck you too. <_<

[Tiruin]

627: When you know you're about to die, you must do it in the most dramatic way possible. This does not include shouting at the heavens on how you were forsaken/Putting the obvious blame on the nearest sentient being.

[Flying Dice]

628. "Capture prisoners" is not slang for "shoot them in the face".
628a. While shooting their legs off may be the simplest way to stop them from running, corpses do not make good prisoners.
628b. If you need to clear a building, you should began by searching it, not by destroying the supports.
628c. If some of your would-be prisoners attack you from within a crowd of innocents, area effect weapons are not the ideal way to suppress them.

[Tiruin]

629. Do not attack random NPCs just for the fun of it. They are as deadly as any PC, if lacking info from the GM, no matter how innocent they look.
629a. If a certain NPC is described as an innocent little child, you cannot attack it unless with good enough reason to. And even then, expect karmic retribution on your side, whether intentional or not.
630. You cannot commit suicide 'just because'.
630a. This includes any form of respawning due to confirmed suicide.

[Taricus]

RISE FROM THE GRAVE ONCE AGAIN!

631: The gungan is NOT allowed to be more competant and/or badass than the rest of the party, with the exception of jedi.
632: One should take care to clear up any misconceptions an NPC has over a PC's profession.

[Aklyon]

But you forgot Sith Gungans and Jedi Gungans!