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[Heliman]

36. All "you are" games must concern an entity with at least more mass than an electron and less mass than a gravitational singularity.

[Aklyon]

36. All "you are" games must concern an entity with at least more mass than an electron and less mass than a gravitational singularity.

Someone just broke that

[TherosPherae]

37. Character names must not contain one or more of the following: "butt", "penis", "fart", and "nuts".
38. Synonyms for those aren't allowed either.
39. If a character's name includes more than one food reference, it is automatically disallowed.
40. No matter how awesome it is, your gnome will never be strong enough to dual-wield llamas.

[Fniff]

41: Just because you like dwarf fortress doesn't mean you have to reference it all the fucking time.
42: Breaking off the rails in a game dedicated to breaking off the rails is a good idea. Asking the in-game GM for advice is a stupid idea.
43: Even if you roll the highest number possible in whatever the system the GM is using, you cannot murder everything while you are still in character creation.

[Darvi]

44. Even if you could care less, the end-of-game celebrations may not involve any kind of serial homicide or anything else that would affect your karma metre negatively.
45. Similarly, anything that would reduce your sanity score is prohibited, unless said stat is an integrated part of the game.

[Taricus]

44. Even if you could care less, the end-of-game celebrations may not involve any kind of serial homicide or anything else that would affect your karma metre negatively.

44a. Unless your character has a good reason for doing so.

[Dsarker]

46. If you are attempting to steal a magic item, butchering everyone in the way and setting the place containing it on fire is a bad idea.

[mcclay]

47. When all else fails break all the rules.

[Darvi]

47. When all else fails break all the rules.

Actually that's not what this list is about. It's about what you cannot do.

47. Your teammate's hat is not a brainsucking parasite, so don't effing try to kill it!

[Heliman]

48: rules regarding what people can't do in a RPG are limited to rules only

[MaximumZero]

48 49 50. Even outside a "vanilla" fantasy setting, B12ers are not to play Dwarven Thieves to exclusively steal socks.

[Furtuka]

49: There are two rule 48's

49a: Not anymore

[MaximumZero]

Son of a...edited.

[Grek]

Rule 51. Your wizard isn't allowed to be a pro wrestler.
Rule 52. Under no circumstances can you make a magitek tank out of a carriage and a ballista.
Rule 53. Do not derail the plot by convincing the party to start up a hippogriff ranch.
Rule 54. If your character's diplomacy modifier exceeds their body weight in grams, they are vetoed.
Rule 55. Temporal paradoxes are not allowed in any game not specifically about time travel.

[Darvi]

Rule 54. If your character's diplomacy modifier exceeds their body weight in grams, they are vetoed.

Well shit, shouldn't've made a dorf then.