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Author Topic: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game  (Read 16230 times)

Mormota

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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #135 on: August 14, 2011, 05:44:00 pm »

How familiar are we with human physiology? If adequately, then claw his throat out, and do it quick, eat a bit of him while making sure nobody finds you, probably via telepathy, then smear some mud around so it'll look like some kind of wild animal did it. Why don't we just take the meat he's butchering? We like fresh food better!
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #136 on: August 14, 2011, 05:54:50 pm »

How familiar are we with human physiology? If adequately, then claw his throat out, and do it quick, eat a bit of him while making sure nobody finds you, probably via telepathy, then smear some mud around so it'll look like some kind of wild animal did it. Why don't we just take the meat he's butchering? We like fresh food better!

Nah, a cleaner (and therefore less conspicuous) way to do it is to use our psi powers to put him to sleep, then hide him in a closet.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #137 on: August 14, 2011, 05:55:24 pm »

How familiar are we with human physiology? If adequately, then claw his throat out, and do it quick, eat a bit of him while making sure nobody finds you, probably via telepathy, then smear some mud around so it'll look like some kind of wild animal did it. Why don't we just take the meat he's butchering? We like fresh food better!
I don't believe we're capable of murdering him that fast. Since our face is flat, and we're scrawny leads me to believe we're not made to murder and maim.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #138 on: August 14, 2011, 06:04:03 pm »

I'm for the whole just KO him with tele powers

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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #139 on: August 14, 2011, 07:34:15 pm »

I'm for the whole just KO him with tele powers
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #140 on: August 14, 2011, 07:52:41 pm »

You concentrate on the chef and begin to enter his mind from afar. He's in a very apathetic mood right now, not really paying attention to anything and zoning out frequently. You send a jolt of energy through him, knocking him out. His fall is broken when he bangs his head on the stove, producing a loud "thud" sound. You doubt anyone heard with all the racket going on in the bar. You walk up to the stove and grab the hunk of meat which you eat with satisfaction. There are some nice sharp knives all over the place amongst other kitchen supplies.

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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #141 on: August 15, 2011, 01:12:51 pm »

Bump. No suggestions?
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #142 on: August 15, 2011, 01:14:33 pm »

take a knife and escape.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #143 on: August 15, 2011, 03:50:14 pm »

We already have a hunting knife, so I don't really see the need for another one. Hide him somewhere out of the way, use one of the kitchen knives to make several cuts of fresh meat, and store them in some sort of material (wax paper, aluminum foil, plastic bag, what have you) that is present in the kitchen. Take the meat and leave.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #144 on: August 15, 2011, 07:27:41 pm »

We already have a hunting knife, so I don't really see the need for another one. Hide him somewhere out of the way, use one of the kitchen knives to make several cuts of fresh meat, and store them in some sort of material (wax paper, aluminum foil, plastic bag, what have you) that is present in the kitchen. Take the meat and leave.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #145 on: August 16, 2011, 01:00:52 pm »

You search for some kind of container to store the rest of the meat in. You find some aluminum foil and wrap a few pieces of meat. You hide the cook in the corner next to the stove then make for the back door. Just before you cross the door threshold, someone shouts "Jim, what the feck is takin' so long on those entrees! Jim?" You don't think he saw you and you walk back in the direction of the house.

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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #146 on: August 17, 2011, 04:35:30 am »

Telepathically check if the that guy saw us, then go back to the house, eat, sleep, then tell our mind-slave helper to take us to the closest airport. Or perhaps steal a car before.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #147 on: August 17, 2011, 06:58:52 pm »

How long can we function without food?
How long can we keep meat without it being spoiled to us?
Can we eat preserved meat? (IE beef jerky, or like.)
Is there a limit on our inventory?
How long can we function without water?

Details. I like them.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #148 on: August 18, 2011, 12:24:50 am »

Telepathically check if the that guy saw us, then go back to the house, eat, sleep, then tell our mind-slave helper to take us to the closest airport.

Agree with all of the above, save for the airport. I seem to recall a post made about the current area only having small-plane charter flights, which would probably require heavy use of telepathy on the pilot, so I would recommend also waiting until TP are totally recharged, if a night of sleep doesn't do it.
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Re: You are an Earth-stranded Alien! Suggestion game
« Reply #149 on: August 18, 2011, 04:29:32 pm »

We can always scare him with our alien looks and tell him we'll devour him mercilessly if he doesn't fly us away. He'll most likely believe it. I would.
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