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[Lillipad]

You are... a SQUARE. You must... become a CHAMPION! Fight. Evolve. Become... NOT A SQUARE!!
Before any of that though, you have to actually be a square. Right now you're a dot. How should you start your quest to become a SQUARE starting on a quest to become a CHAMPION?!
Well, first you need a name, of course.

Name: none
Species: geometric shape
Level: 0

Health: 0/1
Muscles: 0
Bones: 0
Brains: 0
Organs: 0
EvePoints: 0/15

Spoiler: notes and thoughts (click to show/hide)

This is an evolution game, with slight themes of TVTropes. Just post what you think you should do to reach the final evolution. You only have to reach a certain level to gain your next stage. The first three stages you're just math, but at stage four you can become a living thing.
Every level you gain five points to spend for once you become a living thing. It'll take 20 levels to reach stage four, so think about what you want to be before you become that.

Anyway, I started this since Spluntastic Teen is on (mostly)vacation and I wanted to have a fun little thing to write and fool around with. Since this isn't going to be anything serious, I'll be pretty liberal with exp. It'll be like cheap cigars.

[peglegpengeuin]

This reminds me of something...

Is Roger a good name?

[Tidal]

Anon! We must call this dot Anon!

[Lillipad]

I've never actually played that game before. If anything, this reminds me of Evolution Squared. Just remember that exp is basically being thrown at you even just for knowing what Hello Kitty is.

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That's right, your name is Roger, but nobody knows that, so they call you Anon! You have become... a LINE! You also reached level three. Now, being a LINE is great and all, but you're still kind of not alive. That'll have to be fixed eventually, for now you see some harmless, delicious-looking dots in the distance. So you eat some, and evolve to a... TRIANGLE! You support structures like it's nobody's business, but you're still dead, so that kind of sucks.
Your dream is within reach, but there's nothing to eat, so you'll have to think of something else that's stupid and possibly dangerous to become a SQUARE.

Name: Roger(Anon)
Species: geometric shape
Level: 10

Health: 0/30
Muscles: 0
Bones: 0
Brains: 0
Organs: 0
EvePoints: 0/23000

[Heron TSG]

>Stretch out until we become a triangular prism. Go, go, having enough room to support life-sustaining organs!

[Roboboy33]

go eat a line.

[Furtuka]

>Know what Hello Kitty is

[peglegpengeuin]

Become four-dimensional hypercube. Forget traditional life... we shall become an eldritch abomination!

[mcdonaldjord]

>Stretch out until we become a triangular prism. Go, go, having enough room to support life-sustaining organs!

AWWWW YEAH.

[peglegpengeuin]

At the end of the game we should implode from our massiveness and become a singularity, starting the cycle over again.

[Tidal]

>Stretch out until we become an eldritch abomination of a hypercube. Go, go, having enough room to support life-sustaining organs!

AWWWW YEAH.

Fix'd.

[Lillipad]

You begin to stretch! You stretch your... wel you're not sure what you're stretching at the moment, but you know you're stretching... something. And that something is enough to przum-u-ip! You are now a TRIANGULAR PRISM! You also discover television , and with that you discover the magical wonders of... HELLO KITTY. Your new favorite thing, the original being yourself. You now love HeLLo KitTY more than you love your own life.
You imagine the wonders you can perform once you become a SQUARE, the first of course being the process of becoming a HYPERCUBE.
You are currently akin to a snake. You feel the urge to become a SQUARE rise tenfold, but you're not quite there yet. How should you proceed?

Name: Roger(Anon) the Hello Kitty Lover
Species: geometric shape
Level: 13

Health: 0/80
Muscles: 0
Bones: 0
Brains: 0
Organs: 0
EvePoints: 24056/67000
BoPoints: 65

[peglegpengeuin]

Preach the dangers of drugs and alcohol and the importance of school work to teenagers. That'll put you in squaresville fast.

[mcdonaldjord]

Look for shapes to devour.

[Roboboy33]

go eat a line.

Again, we should do this