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ledgekindred

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My first FB goblin master!
« on: August 08, 2011, 10:46:44 am »
I got my first goblin master that was a forgotten beast!   Hooray! Wait wat?

A giant ladybug ...

:/

At least it was really, really hard to kill.  I had several of my military dwarves level up just from trying to kill the sucker.
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I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 12:43:40 pm »
It wasn't a FB, it was a
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 12:52:47 pm »
Somehow, a
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turning out to be a giant ladybug just seems even more anticlimactic.
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 12:55:28 pm »
Quote from: Weary Exile on August 08, 2011, 12:52:47 pm
Somehow, a
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turning out to be a giant ladybug just seems even more anticlimactic.



I know what you mean.
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 01:05:42 pm »
I don't know, having a giant ones of these bearing down on you would be pretty terrifying.



They make easy work of aphids.
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 01:12:31 pm »
Ladybugs are vicious dude, I can't find the exact data but I do believe they are the most prolific carnivores in nature, consuming several thousand times their body weight  in aphids daily.
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 01:24:15 pm »
Even understanding that ladybugs are really vicious carnivores, and a giant one should be scary, I just couldn't stop thinking about this:

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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 01:59:55 pm »
You easily beat me. That picture is by far the scariest yet.
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 04:58:57 pm »
i hereby commission a drawing of a vicious ladybug!
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 06:22:13 pm »
Well shoot.  It's been almost 2 years since I killed the SCARY LADYBUG

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Goblin Master and not a single siege, ambush or even thief since then.

Have I killed them all?  Is it time to tick off the elves or humans so I can have fun again?
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2011, 06:32:43 pm »
Quote from: thegoatgod_pan on August 08, 2011, 01:12:31 pm
Ladybugs are vicious dude, I can't find the exact data but I do believe they are the most prolific carnivores in nature, consuming several thousand times their body weight  in aphids daily.

The other day I saw a ladybug walk right past an aphid on a table.

Aphid: Hi, what's up?
Ladybug: I'm good, you?
Aphid: I'm fine, thanks. See ya around!
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2011, 06:34:17 pm »
Quote from: Weary Exile on August 08, 2011, 12:52:47 pm
Somehow, a
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turning out to be a giant ladybug just seems even more anticlimactic.

Forget that!  Around here (The american midwest), we get tons of the asian cousins of ladybugs called the asian lady beetle.

They look the same but are orange, and during the fall they come in enormous swarms.

The worst part is they bite and they always seem to land on your neck and bite the heck out of you.  I hate them so much!
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2011, 05:16:49 pm »
Beware its deadly cuteness!
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2011, 05:35:37 pm »
Quote from: Berserkenstein on August 09, 2011, 06:34:17 pm
Quote from: Weary Exile on August 08, 2011, 12:52:47 pm
Somehow, a
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turning out to be a giant ladybug just seems even more anticlimactic.

Forget that!  Around here (The american midwest), we get tons of the asian cousins of ladybugs called the asian lady beetle.

They look the same but are orange, and during the fall they come in enormous swarms.

The worst part is they bite and they always seem to land on your neck and bite the heck out of you.  I hate them so much!

Dont forget if you kill them, they stink like shit
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Re: My first FB goblin master!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2011, 06:54:29 pm »
Quote from: ledgekindred on August 09, 2011, 06:22:13 pm
Well shoot.  It's been almost 2 years since I killed the SCARY LADYBUG

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Goblin Master and not a single siege, ambush or even thief since then.

Have I killed them all?  Is it time to tick off the elves or humans so I can have fun again?
they'll come back, but will never bring mounts.
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