Drak's Journal, 8th Granite, 554
Damn, there sure seems to be a shitton of resources in the caverns. Gold, marble, more gold, gems, and more gold. Did I say gold? Yeah there's another shitton of that down there. I'm sending a group of miners to go take some of that shiny shit.
Drak's Journal, 10th Granite, 554
Well, this seems rather dangerous. The rest of the retards that weren't doing shit have decided it'd be a good idea to move the damn corpses. They're gonna get killed like that. I just know it.
Drak's Journal, 19th Granite, 554
Well, nobody died yet. Closest thing there's been to a dwarven death under my rule so far has been me and another miner possibly coming close to starving. The mental shithead busted down the ramp we used to get out! Now to dig some stairs so I can go take a nap.
Drak's Journal, 28th Granite, 554
Well, here comes the miasma. That's what I get for telling everyone to stay the hell away from those corpses.
Drak's Journal, 5th Slate, 554
It appears that the militia is out of practice. I'm sending them to practice their skills on some troglodytes. And, as always, they go do other shit as soon as I give out the order! Damn, we need a hammerer for times like this.
On another note, here come the freeloaders. Damnit, there's a lot. Normally, I'd just have them hauling or something, but holy shit, some of these guys are expierienced!
We're now up to a population of 84 dwarves. I hope we can make booze fast enough.
Oh yeah, and bituminous coal. There was a shitload outside. I can't believe you guys missed it.
Drak's Journal, 11th Slate, 554
Remember what I said about no dwarves dying? Well, ignore that. We just lost a miner to a damn crocodile. I am now forbidding access to the caverns, as soon as I get the hell out!