There is a large chance that I won't be able to join next thursday, as I'll just get back from a 'weekend'. My apologies. If you want, you can let my char do anything (within reason
) to help the party.
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"Go north", he said. "It will be fun", he said.
Well, apart from a pack of moles on steroids and a worm on something much stronger,... No, even then it was terrible. A day's march in the desert heat, listening to the ranting of the golem about his name - I must say, I forgot it again, he won't be happy. I'll just try to call him 'hey you there' until I remeber - anyway, a forced march trough scorching sand, listening to the aforementioned ranting, hoping this wizard won't blow himself up and us with it, and wondering when the knight will pee on something he shouldn't. Or, in the case of that kid, hit on something he shouldn't.
So then there were the moles. They were big, and angry, they could dig, and they had shells. Nasty fellows. Interesting fact: they have a nerve running just under the back of their neck ridge. An important nerve. I think it's their spinal, hard to tell. A good stomp on that area should stun it for a while, a dagger might kill it.
And that leaves us with the worm. No interesting facts - even bigger, even angrier, and made of equal parts monstrosity and mouth. Oh, maybe one note: it explodes when you throw a burning slut in its stomach. I think it's the burning that does it. That, or she was poledancing, and the thing got a nosebleed, blood has no nose to get out, pressure builds up, boom. No, definitely the burning.
Note to self: being silly apparently helps me cope with the fact that I'm still a prisoner. Or I am actually going insane.
Well, other than our little excursion, everything's same old: knight got resurrected and slightly more crazy, wizard fought him, is still fighting him, actually, and golem is proudly watching his glass balls full of sand. Not a euphemism.
Not that bringing sand to a desert helps, but hey, I did sillier things when I was young. I hope he's happy with has sand balls.