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Trichordate

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The Queen of All Dwarves is a dirty slut (picture includ
« on: July 19, 2007, 06:17:00 pm »

I was playing on the Copperblazes savegame, It probably has something to do with the old dwarven royalty being moved to the fort and then being Too Deeped, causing a new queen to be generated.

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 07:04:00 pm »

i dont get it?  whats dirty or slutish about her?

I had a king who was a queen.  he came to the fort with a male king concubine, and it used the queen graphic from the graphical tile sets, and their inventory indicated they both wore dresses.

they both died when the fort was deeped, of course.  in adventure mode, when i talked to the dwarfs, i think they said that they had no king or no ruler or something like that.  it probably would have changed if i started a new fort in that world with that civ, but i dont think i ever tried.

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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 07:09:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by puke:
<STRONG>i dont get it?  whats dirty or slutish about her?</STRONG>

She's not wearing any clothes.

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 07:14:00 pm »

Kirgan Birdbolt has a new demand.

Demands:

Chasm All Clothes.

Execute all Clothesmakers.

Make Adamantium items.

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Re: The Queen of All Dwarves is a dirty slut (picture includ
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 07:44:00 pm »

Bug 267ish.  I'll handle it at some point.
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Re: The Queen of All Dwarves is a dirty slut (picture includ
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 07:45:00 pm »

That doesn't mean anything... except that she doesn't like wearing clothing.  She's the queen, she has a royal prerogative to streak!
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Re: The Queen of All Dwarves is a dirty slut (picture includ
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 07:48:00 pm »

Though it would be nice if characters reacted in some way to nudity.  I press play now without any forts and my poor adventurer starts out stark naked in front of a random town.  I want children to run away screaming!!!  :D
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 08:14:00 pm »

man, why do you have to be down on a sister for not wearing any clothes?  i tell you, more women would go naked if you'd stop calling them sluts and show some respect.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 03:42:00 am »

Pigtails are flameable.
Silk is flameable.
Dwarves are not flamable.

Do the math.

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Re: The Queen of All Dwarves is a dirty slut (picture includ
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 06:34:00 am »

I personally like the bug.  Makes me think of the story of the Emperor's New Clothes everytime.  They are just invisible.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 07:27:00 am »

quote:
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<STRONG>I personally like the bug.  Makes me think of the story of the Emperor's New Clothes everytime.  They are just invisible.</STRONG>

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I see her fully clothed, in a beautiful gown. It's breathtaking, you don't know what you're missing.

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 08:13:00 am »

That's her beard.
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2007, 08:54:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>Pigtails are flameable.
Silk is flameable.
Dwarves are not flamable.

Do the math.</STRONG>


I think that under the proper conditions, dwarves actually do burn. But it's probably harder to make a dwarf burn than to light a dwarfs clothes. As far as the queen being naked... well, i guess its only typical of dwarves to show their power more... directly   :p

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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2007, 04:42:00 am »

Now we know why she became the queen...
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2007, 04:30:00 pm »

They are invisible. Only smart people can see them.
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