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Author Topic: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort  (Read 6030 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2011, 08:09:22 am »
Fine then.

MAKE ME AN ANIMAL TRAINER AND I WILL RELEASE THE [INSERT ANIMAL NAME HERE]S OF WAR!!!
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Realmfighter

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2011, 08:27:05 am »
BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE WARGROUNDHOGS
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2011, 08:39:11 am »
Okay, could you dwarf me too, please? Just any old random guy nobody cares about, thanks.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2011, 09:07:43 am »
AHHHHHHH


WHAT WOUNDS DO I HAAAAVE

BECAUSE WHATEVER THEY ARE, GIVE ME AN AXE!
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2011, 12:29:24 pm »
LET ME USE MY MAD LADY DOCTOR SKILLS TO SAVE THE WOUNDED

I WILL REBUILD THEM, BETTER THAN BEFORE

WITH 100% MORE BEARD
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2011, 12:59:41 pm »
SEND IN THE PEASANTS. SEND IN EVERYTHING.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2011, 02:44:04 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on August 08, 2011, 09:07:43 am
AHHHHHHH


WHAT WOUNDS DO I HAAAAVE

BECAUSE WHATEVER THEY ARE, GIVE ME AN AXE!

Realm and I were talking during this, I'm pretty sure both your hands are broken and one of your arms. . . or maybe I got that backwards.  You also have a modest assortment of cuts.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2011, 11:06:49 pm »


WALK IT OFF



YOU TOO YOU LAZY FUCK



SCIENCE FOR VALHALLA



PRO-TIP ANIMAL TRAINING IS EASIER IF YOUR NOT A DRUNK FUCK

Actual updates coming after I play some LoL.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2011, 12:17:34 am »
My beard whiskers are tingling. I am needed.

:joins next migrant wave:

I'M COMING!!!!
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2011, 01:04:01 am »
Beer beer, glorious beer!
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Realmfighter

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2011, 02:40:33 am »


MORE LIKE "SNATCHER, PROTECT THE INTERIORS OF MY ENDLESS CAGE TRAPS!"



THIRD ONE, THIRD INSTA CAUGHT. LAME.



WHILE THIS ARTIFACT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE, IT IS A FUCKING CROWN. I CLAIM THIS IN THE NAME OF FUCK YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS, I HAVE ALL THE FUCKING POWER.



What the fuck is this?



Okay, what ever. fuck those guys. OH WAIT SHIT MY MOAT FROZE OVER. CHANNEL OUT THE SHIT, QUICKLY YOU STUPID WALRUS



LOOK THEY ARE EVEN GIVING US SOME TIME BECAUSE THEY FUCKING HATE PUPPIES



MINE FASTER YOU LAZY FUCK. YOU ARE THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MY MOAT ACTUALLY WORK YOU ASSHOLE. Wait what. You're sleeping. YOUR FUCKING SLEEPING?!?!? YOU ARE SLEEPING IN THE MOAT OF ICE WHILE GOBLIN BOWMEN ARE SHOOTING UP SOME FUCKING PUPPIES? YOU SICK FUCK.



WE REPELLED THE SIEGE! And now this fuck is doing something with the bones of our VANQUISHED ENEMIES.



YOU ARE A HERO OF THE IMPERIUM OF ME GOOD SIR. GO FORTH AND SHIELD PUNT OUR ENEMIEEEEEEES



FUCK



FUUUUUUCK



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK



I AM DISSAPOINT



WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT YOUR JOB DARVI



FUCK THAT. I DON'T EVEN GIVE SHIT ABOUT THAT BULLWALLOW.







« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 03:06:43 am by Realmfighter »
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2011, 09:43:57 am »
I feel the need to join this game as an ULTIMATE WARRIOR who will SLAY the GOBLINS. OR DIE.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2011, 10:18:48 am »
CAN I DWARFED INTO SOMEONE NOT DEAD

AGAIN
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2011, 06:08:41 pm »




You two are in the unique position of already pleasing me.

YOU ASSHOLES BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP.



Congrats son daughter.



PREPARE THE GOBLIN MURDER ROOM LACKEYS



GOBLIN MURDER ROOOOOOOOOOOOM



ACTIVATEEEEEEEEEEEEE



.....

What.....



oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

BUT I SAW HIM DIE



NOPE



KEEP TRYING BROSEFS. I ONLY HAVE SO MANY CAGE TRAPS, YOU'LL GET THROUGH EVENTUALLY.



I WAS BEING FUCKING SARCASTIC YOU SILLY FOOLS



AMBUSHES ARE AWESOME



Are.. Are you all trying to grab the goblin filled cages?



I would do something if I wasn't laughing so hard. KEEP TRYING YOU IMBECILIC VEGETABLES. THEY HAVE TO RUN OUT OF ARROWS SOMETIME.



WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE AS BABIES.



YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PARENT.



He... He's covered in dog blood..... And his upper body is missing....

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2011, 06:11:35 pm »
I request to be dorfed.
As an Animal Caretaker/Trainer.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE ANIMALS?
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