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[Roboboy33]

it'll be useful later.

explore jungle.

point out that creepers dont have smiles.

[Fniff]

it'll be useful later.

explore jungle.

point out that creepers dont have smiles.

(Ahem)

[peglegpengeuin]

Point out that there was no mention of the companion cube.

[Roboboy33]

point out that this is a genetically modified creeper and does not exist minecraft.

[PyroDesu]

Make the creeper creep while the GM is looking at it, it will paralyze him in fear!

[NoahTophatz]

Feed the creeper some vines to get a mega creeper

[Roboboy33]

explore further into the jungle.

[Fniff]

"Hey Creeper! CREEP!"

The creeper creeped. He's gonna creep.

... What?

I put him in a convenient box and fed him some vines. He then did nothing. He liked the vines, though. I shrugged and walked on, in the general direction of forward, and came across a train station.

YOU JUST GOT HIRED BY THE TRAIN STATION GUYS HERE! Now do your damn job!

"... the GM really has a lot of perseverance, you gotta admit. Also, yo dawg, I put a yo dawg in yo dawg so you can dawg while you dawg!"

"Ah, meta humor."

"It's a meta adventure."

[Roboboy33]

Falcon punch the cavillians and get fired.

[Furtuka]

Blow up the train station

[peglegpengeuin]

Give us a long description of the train and its surroundings. Explain it in great detail so we really feel like we're there. This is not an attempt at creating a distraction. This is not an attempt at creating a distraction.

[Fniff]

"Well, the train is a silver beast, 15 carriages long, speeding through the jungle like a machete through leaves. The train station is very clean and well made, with beautiful Art Deco architecture all around. The greenery outside is very prepared, but wild in it's own little way. The logo of the station is a silver snake tangling around a T."

Hey, I describe the things around here, buddy! Anyway, it's not a snake, it's a...

"He's distracted! GO!"

I fired the pistol at a fuel tank, causing it to explode and take out most of the station, killing the workers. All the others I beat to death. A man walked up to me and shouted "You'll never work as a railroad worker again!" at me.

... Agh!

[Furtuka]

Send Tim the dead bodies and wreckage

[PyroDesu]

Point out to the GM that we never received clothes.

[Roboboy33]

Point out to the GM that we never received clothes.

THIS then go stalk the indians.