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[Furtuka]

Look for the cameras

[Fniff]

I thought of trying to send the stuff, but I was pretty much covered in it. I then decided a good idea would be to search around for cameras, which I did. Nothing.

"Looking for Cameras? Don't bother. They are probably chemical based or something. Anyway, we need to get moving. We're still not out of the game yet. Any ideas?"

[Furtuka]

travel through the sewers in a direction as far away from your job as possible

[Roboboy33]

peek outside to see if crappy GM has filled plothole. then do what futurka said.

[Fniff]

I peeked up to see what is going on. Everything seemed exactly the same as before, and the train was still passing by. I don't even get that.

I quickly ducked down and headed in one direction for hours. I finally hit a dead end, with a ladder leading up.

"Right, Overwatch is a bit of a silly name. I think I'll just go with Atlas."

"Tim, no call-signs. You are Tim. Deal with it."

"... Just call me Atlas Overwatch Zane... just this once."

"Okay, Atlas Overwatch Zane. I will."

"Yay! Now head up that ladder."

[Furtuka]

Lampshade the fact that Tim seems to be railroading and climb up the ladder

[PyroDesu]

Point out to the GM that the train is still there.

[Roboboy33]

peek outside then decide if you want to climb it. (there might be a carp!)

[Fniff]

I peeked out, and found that I was in a vast jungle. I climbed out and looked around. Animal sounds came from the undergrowth, and I seemed to be alone for now.

Where the hell have you been?

"Why was the train still there?"

I... uh...

"Hey, Tim, would you mind not doing what the villain of this tale is doing? Ta."

"Greater Good, using tools of the enemy to help, blah blah blah."

[Furtuka]

Grab a small animal, some dirt, and some leaves and send them to Tim

[Roboboy33]

go forward 10 steps. find secret base. hear a quiet "still alive" song in background. enter base. your in the aperure science labratories. complete portal 1 test courses. kill glados. sleep for 999999 days. revive glados with annoying robot. complete portal 2 test courses. leave glados. base entrance dissapears.

YOU HAVE LEARNED THE THINKING WITH PORTALS SKILL!

[peglegpengeuin]

Send random plants and the ladder we just climbed.

[Fniff]

I don't like to admit it, but I sort of slipped into psychosis around that time due to extreme stress. I thought I discovered a secret base and I heard a song, so I went down into it. I then suddenly became a women. Then, I spent hours trying to solve puzzles with a portal gun, and killed GlaDOS, the insane AI making me do these tests, but I went into cryogenics and she wasn't dead and apparently I was in Michigan and oh God...

I woke up about the time I killed that annoying robot. I was dizzy and tired, and it seemed I was a man. I had just learned how to think with portals. This skill was utterly fucking useless, and my sense of reality was damaged beyond belief.

"Dude, what the fuck? You just spent an hour yelling out "WHEATLEY YOU DUMB BASTARD!" and "Stupid robot bitch!" It's real creepy."

I grabbed some items and sent them. I got a small creeper, about the size of my palm.

"I call this the creeper. It's from Minecraft. It can destroy anything, and it doesn't die unlike minecraft! It likes you, it seems. Very cool."

The creeper was nudging up against my skin, a smile on it's face. I couldn't help but go awwww.

[Furtuka]

...put the creeper in a box and continue deeper Into the jungle

[peglegpengeuin]

Make more creepers. Many, many more.