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BeforeLifer

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Human Queen
« on: August 06, 2011, 10:49:18 am »
Ok plain and simple im playing vanilla DF in fortress mode and I get a message that the queen has arrived.
I go over to check her to see what she likes and if ill have to drown her and it turns out that she is a humanO_o Im not joking my dwarven civ is ruled by a human :(
What do you have to say about this?
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Any thoughts on how this can be abused?
Around these parts It's called weaponized. 

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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 10:50:37 am »
There was someone who had a Night Beast as queen. Ahhh... I love DF
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 10:51:41 am »
Cacame Awemedinade Monípalóthi, Led Shakeoars.

It's not without precedent. Occasionally a civ will take over another civ's site, which will make the inhabitants a part of the conquering civ, thereby allowing them to rule.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 10:52:53 am »
AGH! I was going to post that!
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BeforeLifer

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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 10:57:34 am »
Oh another thing on the unit list it says that my queen is TAME.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2011, 11:08:59 am »
:O

I mean, it's know to get other races, but... TAME?
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 11:11:55 am »
Yes im not joking at all instead of saying like a job or something it says its TAME.
And to knock even more crap off i cant assine rooms to her-_-
Drowning Chamber time. If I cant get that to work ill just do cold blooded murder on her.
At least her Death will not be in vain, she killed 5 elves before coming here :D
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 11:18:27 am »
Known issue:  Bug #4692.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 12:41:57 pm »
Quote from: BeforeLifer on August 06, 2011, 11:11:55 am
Yes im not joking at all instead of saying like a job or something it says its TAME.
And to knock even more crap off i cant assine rooms to her-_-
Drowning Chamber time. If I cant get that to work ill just do cold blooded murder on her.
At least her Death will not be in vain, she killed 5 elves before coming here :D

<single tear>

She truly is a dwarf!  Drowning would be a waste.  You just need to find a way to weaponize her and get her up front with the militia during sieges.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2011, 04:25:44 pm »
Train her in a kennel.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2011, 05:27:08 pm »
Quote from: BeforeLifer on August 06, 2011, 10:57:34 am
Oh another thing on the unit list it says that my queen is TAME.
Maybe she's not that kind of Queen.
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Train her in a kennel.
On the other hand, kinky.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 06:13:27 pm »
I think generally the King and Queen have no likes or dislikes, so they never make mandates or demands anyway.

My idea for the queen is to assign her to a "Pasture" inside the fortress, that contains appropriate survival items (specifically food, booze, and a bed).
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 08:22:41 pm »
Yeah I've noticed monarchs don't seem as fully fleshed out as normal dwarfs. They don't seem to have likes and I've not noticed mandates before.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2011, 02:48:57 am »
Quote from: Buttery_Mess on August 06, 2011, 08:22:41 pm
Yeah I've noticed monarchs don't seem as fully fleshed out as normal dwarfs. They don't seem to have likes and I've not noticed mandates before.

Monarchs don't have likes and dislikes because they are historical figures. Only dwarves who took no part in world gen (your migrants, original embark, and fortress born dwarves) have likes and dislikes.
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Re: Human Queen
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 03:32:08 am »
I'm picturing a crudely-drawn Queen Elizabeth bending over eating a young fungiwood while a couple dwarf miners look on in confusion.
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