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[Asehujiko]

quote:Originally posted by Gudamor:
<STRONG>Naxxramas Bosses (from World of Warcraft) have some nice threats:
*Where to go? What to do? So many choices that all end in pain, end in death
*Shhh... it will all be over soon.
*You... are next.
*Close your eyes... sleep.
*You are mine now.
*The end is upon you.
*Hah hah, I'm just getting warmed up!
*Stand and fight!
*Show me what you've got!
*You should've stayed home!
*Death is the only escape.
*Life is meaningless. It is in death that we are truly tested.
*You seek death?
*Be still!
*You will find no peace in death.
*  Come out and fight, ye wee ninny!
* I heard about enough of yer sniveling. Shut yer fly trap 'afore I shut it for ye!
* Next time, bring more friends!
* What a bloody waste this is!</STRONG>

Indeed. So many awesome taunts/quotes from that place. Unfortunuatly, blizzard can't allow toady to use them because if they do, IGE will steal everything that isn't physicly nailed to the server.

[Fenrir]

Save me some trouble and experience suicide.

[Jreengus]

My flower shall lightly bruise you.... Hey what ae you doing with the lump of metal?!?!?!?!? wait no let me live please there i trees i need to hug!!! noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

The traditional elven war cry

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Now go away before I am forced to taunt you again!

[ February 24, 2008: Message edited by: Ioric Kittencuddler ]

[Jay Kayell]

"Can't we all just get along!"

[Kennel]

-This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
-Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
-My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
-People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
-You make me want to puke.
-Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
-Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
-There are no words for how disgusting you are.
-I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
-My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
-I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
-There are no clever moves that can help you now.
-I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

-I Am Rubber, You Are Glue!

-You fight like a dairy farmer.

[Armok]

- wait, aren't you that adventurer guy I heard of?
- goodbye!
- MOAHAHAHAHAHA!
- do you think this is some kind of game?
- to comfort you there is only one thing I can say: loosing is fun!
- you are being silly!
- you just did something very stupid!
- who do you think you are?
- see you in hell!
- are you serious?
- do you seriously think you could even scratch me?
- go back the way you came.
- you are brave, but still a fool.
- I will kill you swiftly!
- what are YOU doing HERE?!?
- you are just in time for dinner. in fact, thats you.
- you wouldn't have came here if you didn't want to die, so...
- why do peaple always come to me to get killed? Can't you just find a cliff to jump from?
- I wish I didn't have to kill you, but there is nothing to do about it.
- sorry!
- this will be FUN!

 

[Kylaer]

It takes a brave one to face me...but the brave die like any other.

Make peace with your gods.

Dance with me.

What chance do you think you have?

Many souls have I sent into the void, and yours shall join them.

[Torak]

You are playing the game that will take you to your end!

[Bryan Baywood]

Resistance is futile.

[umiman]

Nice, lots of good threats there!

[Reality_Unknown]

One foot in the grave, firmly planted.
Sheathe your sword, warrior, lest ye fall on it when stricken
What was yours is mine. Your land, your people, and now your life
BEG! for death, and ill make it quick
This is MY world, you are not welcome in MY world
oh they're gonna have to bury what's left of you in a SOUPCAN!
Your cries for mercy will not move me
you are a Maggot! hatched from a mutant Maggot egg!
Your death shall mirror your pathetic life!
I've got a blade with your name on it.
Do not, trifle, with me, Worm.
I'm through playing games with you, boy.
Cross me, and DIE
i will shatter their souls
Ahh, a fresh crop of, Victims.
HaHa, run weaklings, it pleases me.
Your soul is mine!
Can nooone offer me a challenge?
Come over here, i promise i will heal you.
If god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
I joined this party just to kill maggots like you!
we have you surrounded, at least form this side
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
To the abyss with thee!

[puke]

this reminds me of the hours i spent editing the taunt and death files on Scorch...

my friend came up with something like "I will oil my guns with your blood" that sticks in memory for some reason.  im not sure its good for tank guns to do that really. and, since you cant bet on monsters in DF to have any given type of weapon or attack, im hard pressed to come up with any other sort of noun for them to be oiling with adventurer blood.

[Greiger]

Play much TF2? Good taunts though.

(That was an amazing killing spree...FOR THE OTHER TEAM! -Soldier jeers TF2)

I can only think up two new taunts.

Aren't you missing an army?
Is that the Dwarf Companion I sense running in the background?  Yep, yer gunna need it.

[Shadowslasher]

"Not even Death can save you from me"
"Hey, At least I'm not a Giant Cave Spider"