Where am i? Ah, balls, it's the out of body experience again. What is this? Ah, it's me! Just look at me, a handsome devil. Did guards knock me ou-- no! Filthy prisoners dressed up as guards! HOW DARE THEY!
Dark elves are the scourge of Tamriel. Backstabbing bastards, all of them. They lie about diseases, ruin the names of just imperial guards, slaughter innocents and loot everything they could carry. Scums, all of them!
..Wait a minute.. what? Don't you touch me, mongrels!
..They spared me? Perfect!
If i died, how could i ever..
..hunt their families down? To stab them all in cold blood?
I can't recall their faces though.. Umm.. Let me think.. They were both male for sure. Dark skin, red eyes, a pair of arms and a pair of legs.
Guess i'll just have to kill everyone that matches this description.
Oh.. Hi there! What's your story?
What a lovely day.. Let's get this over with... Except, i'll walk through these doors with a sword in my hand! I will never, ever be knocked out again! Aww.. Balls! They took my shield! Dunmer bastards!
(Dunmer = Dark Elf)I will have to get a new one. Hey! You! Can i go already?
Yes, yes, let me show you..
Say, have i locked my bracers correctly..? Take a look.
Guard : What?
Where is your shield, soldier?
Guard : Get lost, scumbag! For all i know, you could've killed him!
What!? Outrage! The people i have killed have multiple stabbing wounds, this man over here has sliced throat. It's not the same you know!
Guard : Fair enough. Go inside and talk to Gravius.
So.. here i am.
What..? What are you looking at? Oh! I'm supposed to ask you about Morrowind, am i not? (
that's how dialogue works in this game, folks. All i can do is click on a topic. Possible topics are colored in blue. Very rarely you have actual lines to pick from (Very, very rarely) and most often it's just Yes or No)
Gravius : Yes.
Ok then, tell me about Morrowind..
You don't know why i'm here?
Gravius : No, but if you want we could visit Clagius. He knows all the details.
I think i'll pass. You have mentioned.. duties?
Don't i get any compensation for the chaos i've just went through?
Gravius : What do you..
I could have DIED!
Gravius : But it's not..
I want this.. key! Give it to me, and we can forget about this whole situation.
Gravius : What?! How dare you! I have a dozen of armed soldiers at my disposal! If you won't leave, we will MAKE YOU le--
Guard 1 (the last guard) : Sir! Sir! All of the guardsmen have been slaughtered by the prisoners!
The key...?