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Kamamura

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Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« on: August 05, 2011, 06:00:57 am »
Okay, the stuff I keep reading on the main page sounds too insane to believe. Chopping off one's arm, animating it with necromancy, and make it enter the Legends after countless deeds of valor? What next? Could it become a ruler of a nation, or perhaps found a dynasty?

The other day, you could just clip your fingernails and hair, animate them, and let them infiltrate an enemy faction, destroying it from the inside with acts of subterfuge. Or just spit by the road, having the spittle to become a teacher and founder of a new monastic order, changing the culture of the land forever.

Insane, I tell you...
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 09:39:12 am »
It's a conspiracy ! First they become sentient and then they take control.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 09:45:43 am »
Step one:  Reach out unarmored hand.
Step two:  Have dragon eat your hand.
Step three:  Re-animate hand.
Step four:  Re-enact Aliens.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 09:49:55 am »
even better,zombie clowns.
necromancer tower IN THE UNDERWORLD!!
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 09:50:57 am »
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:49:55 am
even better,zombie clowns.
I believe we have those already, as clowns are zombie-able.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 09:52:14 am »
Quote from: squeakyReaper on August 05, 2011, 09:50:57 am
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:49:55 am
even better,zombie clowns.
I believe we have those already, as clowns are zombie-able.
yes but you cannot bend them under your will.
yet.
zombie forgotten beasts,anyone?
and if deities become killable,then zombie GODS?
« Last Edit: August 05, 2011, 09:55:51 am by magmaholic »
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 09:56:08 am »
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:52:14 am
Quote from: squeakyReaper on August 05, 2011, 09:50:57 am
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:49:55 am
even better,zombie clowns.
I believe we have those already, as clowns are zombie-able.
yes but you cannot bend them under your will.
yet.

Suddenly everything makes sense.

The peak of this feature will not be animated your own severed arm.

Spoiler: major DF spoilers (click to show/hide)

That will be the peak.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 09:59:03 am »
skeletal clowns are even cooler.
would be EVEN BETTER if we could arm them
like cotton candy swords and armor  :D

« Last Edit: August 05, 2011, 10:08:05 am by magmaholic »
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 10:12:12 am »
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:59:03 am
skeletal clowns are even cooler.
would be EVEN BETTER if we could arm them
like cotton candy swords and armor  :D

We can!
That's what DFusion is for.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 10:20:28 am »
The height would be using hacking tools to PLAY an animated arm!
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 10:24:10 am »
Seeing a human's first right toe get 20 kills on the legends will be wonderful.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 10:31:18 am »
*man walks in with severed right hand*
"Don't mind Dex, he's armless!"
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2011, 11:46:50 am »
Quote from: freeformschooler on August 05, 2011, 09:56:08 am
Suddenly everything makes sense.

The peak of this feature will not be animated your own severed arm.

[spoiler=major DF spoilers]1) Learn necromancy
2) Enter underworld invade hell
3) Fight off nigh-infinite amounts of demons with your new Adamantine sword
4) RAISE THEM ALL AS YOUR SLAVES
5) LEAD A ZOMBIE DEMON ARMY TO TOWN
6) KILL EVERYONE, SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE
7)invade heaven
8)kill god(s)
9)bring them back to life
10) use their powers to DESTROY THE WORLD MUUHAAHAAHAAW,leaving you floating in the void.
That will be the peak.
fixd
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2011, 11:51:03 am »
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 11:46:50 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on August 05, 2011, 09:56:08 am
Suddenly everything makes sense.

The peak of this feature will not be animated your own severed arm.

Spoiler: major DF spoilers (click to show/hide)
That will be the peak.
fixd
Amusing, considering you broke the spoiler. Fixed your fixd.

Also, definitely looking forward to the next release now. First actual magic. Of a sort.
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Re: Insane necromancy in the next (will it ever come?) version
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2011, 12:16:36 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on August 05, 2011, 09:56:08 am
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:52:14 am
Quote from: squeakyReaper on August 05, 2011, 09:50:57 am
Quote from: magmaholic on August 05, 2011, 09:49:55 am
even better,zombie clowns.
I believe we have those already, as clowns are zombie-able.
yes but you cannot bend them under your will.
yet.

Suddenly everything makes sense.

The peak of this feature will not be animated your own severed arm.

Spoiler: major DF spoilers (click to show/hide)

That will be the peak.

The peak is likely to be a guy on the community games forum telling us all about this one time how he necro'd his severed arm and gave it the adamantite sword then it conquered hell while he sat on a lawn chair watching.
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