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Author Topic: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness  (Read 1088 times)

mrchace

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Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« on: August 04, 2011, 08:21:56 pm »
Has anyone ever seen anything like this before?

I was "T"raveling when I was suddenly ambushed by a group of orcs (probably because I just got done destroying one of their hamlets and looting their capital in the night), I attacked the commander immediately, missed, then he died of old age. Seriously. I doubt that even counts as a kill for me. Damn you Death! Stealing my FAME!

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Murphy

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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 09:52:12 pm »
Goblin lifespans are indefinite for a reason.
Orcs should be the same way. Blame yourself!
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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 12:39:20 pm »
I've been ambushed by a wolf that promptly died of old age, I gave him a burial.
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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 03:00:48 pm »
it happens sometimes.  for me it was a bandit.
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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2011, 12:18:05 am »
I think i speak for everyone when i say: LOL.
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Quote from: James.Denholm on January 27, 2010, 12:42:01 am
Urist McPeasant cancels point and laugh at Philosopher - Philosopher no longer exists.
Philosopher cancels job: abstractualize existence: interrupted by personal nonexistence.

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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2011, 12:37:06 am »
Seeing you was enough to give him a heart attack. He promptly keeled over an-HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG-
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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2011, 04:30:02 pm »
Speaking of Orcs and not living to see the next generation, I recently decided to have a talk with an orc( I play them frequently)
Recruit: So tell me about the area
Fishermen: When I was your age, a guy got his left testicle smashed by a dragon raptor
Recruit: May I buy you a beer?
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Re: Urist McOrcishCommander of Old Agelessness
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 03:31:35 am »
Quote from: UltraValican on August 07, 2011, 04:30:02 pm
Speaking of Orcs and not living to see the next generation, I recently decided to have a talk with an orc( I play them frequently)
Recruit: So tell me about the area
Fishermen: When I was your age, a guy got his left testicle smashed by a dragon raptor
Recruit: May I buy you a beer?

I read this and burst out laughing. I love dwarf fortress.
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