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[TheBiggerFish]

You realise, of course, that Skynet's only problems are that A: it believes that it is playing D.F. and B: it classifies all of humanity as elfish nobility... Honestly, if someone had just told it that it was doing a 'look after your nobles' challenge run then the terminator movies would have gone very differently...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Urist McScoopbeard]

a version of dwarf fortress unrestrained by our pathetic hardware

Imagine a supercomputer capable of rendering and updating a whole DF continent at once with zero lag. My god.

That would be...All the computers.  Ever.

I meant like in fortress mode.

[Bohandas]

You know, I was going to make a joke about fucking contests, but then realised that actually that exact game exists. Can't remember the name but it's a menu-driven deal where you move around different locations and can then transition into "combat" encounters, split up into days so you can buy equipment and stuff in between.
The premise is really stupid, some sort of literal fucking competition where the aim is to take the underwear of whoever orgasms first. Then you trade them in for money.
You'd probably be able to find the thing from that, I probably could too but I'm not much inclined to.

But hey, better weird than mundane I suppose.

I was thinking more of a James Bond thing, turning the villain's female minions against them by sexing them up.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...Wooooahhhh...

[TheBiggerFish]

a version of dwarf fortress unrestrained by our pathetic hardware

Imagine a supercomputer capable of rendering and updating a whole DF continent at once with zero lag. My god.

That would be...All the computers.  Ever.

I meant like in fortress mode.

Like I said.  All the computers.  Ever.

[Antsan]

You know, I was going to make a joke about fucking contests, but then realised that actually that exact game exists. Can't remember the name but it's a menu-driven deal where you move around different locations and can then transition into "combat" encounters, split up into days so you can buy equipment and stuff in between.
The premise is really stupid, some sort of literal fucking competition where the aim is to take the underwear of whoever orgasms first. Then you trade them in for money.
You'd probably be able to find the thing from that, I probably could too but I'm not much inclined to.

But hey, better weird than mundane I suppose.

Night Games. The premise for any porn game is ridiculous.

[Bohandas]

The premise for any porn game is ridiculous.

IDEA:
What if somebody made an adventure game based on L'ecole du Libertinage by the Marquis de Sade? (or even just from Madame Duclos' story-within-a-story from that novel)

[Urist McScoopbeard]

The premise for any porn game is ridiculous.

[itisnotlogical]

I wish there was a game with a misanthropist protagonist that wasn't Hatred. A game where you genuinely can't stand people and must only socialize as much as is absolutely necessary to get what you need from them. That sounds like an interesting setup for a WRPG, where the challenge in dialogue trees is finding the most polite way to say "That's nice, but I don't care so piss off and leave me alone".

[Neonivek]

I wish there was a game with a misanthropist protagonist that wasn't Hatred. A game where you genuinely can't stand people and must only socialize as much as is absolutely necessary to get what you need from them. That sounds like an interesting setup for a WRPG, where the challenge in dialogue trees is finding the most polite way to say "That's nice, but I don't care so piss off and leave me alone".

There is also Revenent

He talks as if his vicious barbs could poison people to death.

It isn't the only game... for example... Watchdogs

[scrdest]

I wish there was a game with a misanthropist protagonist that wasn't Hatred. A game where you genuinely can't stand people and must only socialize as much as is absolutely necessary to get what you need from them. That sounds like an interesting setup for a WRPG, where the challenge in dialogue trees is finding the most polite way to say "That's nice, but I don't care so piss off and leave me alone".

There is also Revenent

He talks as if his vicious barbs could poison people to death.

It isn't the only game... for example... Watchdogs

Watch underscore Dogs is an accidental case. They were going for an off-brand Batman and, uh, alternatively succeeded.

[Neonivek]

True Watch_Dogs does feel like they wanted there to be some sort of arc where Aiden learns to not be an ass... but the writers lacked total self-awareness.

[Noyemi K]

A crime game revolving about committing or solving white collar crimes, while extremely niche, would be something I'd purchase without thinking. Even at $60.

[hector13]

True Watch_Dogs does feel like they wanted there to be some sort of arc where Aiden learns to not be an ass... but the writers lacked total self-awareness.

Ubisoft hire failing high school students to do their stories. I don't think I've found an Ubisoft game that actually has a decent story.

[Akura]

I wish there was a game with a misanthropist protagonist that wasn't Hatred. A game where you genuinely can't stand people and must only socialize as much as is absolutely necessary to get what you need from them. That sounds like an interesting setup for a WRPG, where the challenge in dialogue trees is finding the most polite way to say "That's nice, but I don't care so piss off and leave me alone".

Yandere Simulator? Come kinda close. YanChan doesn't care for anyone except her Senpai. Everyone else can get [REDACTED] with a screwdriver, probably the one she's holding.