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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6060 on: October 14, 2015, 04:18:33 pm »

A game that's a bit like a cross between Wurm Online and Space Engineers.
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« Reply #6061 on: October 14, 2015, 05:33:01 pm »

An RPG that does for sex what Merlandese's "The Last Word" did for conversation and debate. (IE replacing combat as the core interaction and using a system designed to actually fit the new format rather than just being regular rpg combat with the serial numbers filed off)
I have no idea what the name of that game might be, but I'm just certain Japan has done it. At least twice.
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« Reply #6062 on: October 14, 2015, 05:34:04 pm »

An RPG that does for sex what Merlandese's "The Last Word" did for conversation and debate. (IE replacing combat as the core interaction and using a system designed to actually fit the new format rather than just being regular rpg combat with the serial numbers filed off)
Oh god, I'm imagining so much borderline-between-arousing-and-awkward video game cutscene sex.

Not cutscenes, it would be partly abstracted and take the place of jrpg combat

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Monster Girl Quest is halfway to that. Your attacks are RPG-standard attacks(almost to the point of lampshading), but your opponents' attacks...
Do note that the idea is to avoid sex.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6063 on: October 14, 2015, 06:36:03 pm »

Do note that the idea is to avoid sex.
That is a weird trend in porn games. You'd think the point would be to do the most sex, not avoid it.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6064 on: October 14, 2015, 07:24:44 pm »

Do note that the idea is to avoid sex.
That is a weird trend in porn games. You'd think the point would be to do the most sex, not avoid it.
Like people ever do avoid it...
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« Reply #6065 on: October 14, 2015, 07:25:25 pm »

There was a LSL that had that theme...

LSL wasn't really porn though, mostly PG13 humor *about* porn.
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« Reply #6066 on: October 14, 2015, 10:44:51 pm »

Do note that the idea is to avoid sex.
That is a weird trend in porn games. You'd think the point would be to do the most sex, not avoid it.

And this is the very crux of my suggestion. The interaction must be retooled to fit it's new nature.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6067 on: October 14, 2015, 11:06:39 pm »

...That's a little creepy, mate.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6068 on: October 14, 2015, 11:43:56 pm »

It seems creepy on the surface but on a theoretical level it's no creepier than the incessant stabbings and disembowelments that characterize a traditional combat oriented rpg.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6069 on: October 15, 2015, 12:06:16 am »

Yes, but...One is just stabbing people, this is inherently attempting for sex. How does that work into a JRPG without becoming rape...?
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« Reply #6070 on: October 15, 2015, 01:07:15 am »

Maybe your goal isn't to have sex, its to be good at sex?  So like every instead of combat every encounter is just your character having sex.  I guess if that is the case your character would have to have a lot of sex for the system to work but that doesn't seem more ridiculous than your party winning hundreds of fights over the course of the game.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6071 on: October 15, 2015, 04:59:18 am »

Pokémon MMO. Wouldn't play anything else in my entire life.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #6072 on: October 15, 2015, 09:19:19 am »

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« Reply #6073 on: October 15, 2015, 09:29:19 am »

Maybe your goal isn't to have sex, its to be good at sex?  So like every instead of combat every encounter is just your character having sex.  I guess if that is the case your character would have to have a lot of sex for the system to work but that doesn't seem more ridiculous than your party winning hundreds of fights over the course of the game.
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It's pretty much that; it's a RPG Maker game (and a case study that if you're a psychologist you can make a porn game and claim ART! on it) where combat is replaced by parts-bumping with a rating after each fight.

Trying to KO the opponent as fast as possible (or conversely way slow) is... not a good strategy for a good rating.

As you can guess, the goal definitely isn't to evade it (and in fact going too long without will kill you. Yeah.).
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« Reply #6074 on: October 15, 2015, 11:20:42 am »

(and a case study that if you're a psychologist you can make a porn game and claim ART! on it)
What you mean to imply is that porn cannot be art?
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