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[Generally me]

That it does my friend, that it does.

[Kadzar]

I would play that.

[itisnotlogical]

I want a science game that is not at all about science. Like say, you have to build a bridge, but you're given some weird-looking pieces and it just seems like a physics puzzle game. The pieces only fit together a certain way, and you can figure out which way by noting the color of the attachment points or something like that. Then, when you get to the end of the level, BAM- turns out you were learning about molecules the whole time. And it's just a bunch of levels like that, where you have a fun colorful puzzle that you only learn was educational after you already had the fun.

[TheBiggerFish]

I want a science game that is not at all about science. Like say, you have to build a bridge, but you're given some weird-looking pieces and it just seems like a physics puzzle game. The pieces only fit together a certain way, and you can figure out which way by noting the color of the attachment points or something like that. Then, when you get to the end of the level, BAM- turns out you were learning about molecules the whole time. And it's just a bunch of levels like that, where you have a fun colorful puzzle that you only learn was educational after you already had the fun.

Interesting idea.  But all the physics games are stealthily already doing that with physics.  So.  Y'know.

[Generally me]

I would enjoy that game if it would actually go like BAM!

[Emma]

I want a science game that is not at all about science. Like say, you have to build a bridge, but you're given some weird-looking pieces and it just seems like a physics puzzle game. The pieces only fit together a certain way, and you can figure out which way by noting the color of the attachment points or something like that. Then, when you get to the end of the level, BAM- turns out you were learning about molecules the whole time. And it's just a bunch of levels like that, where you have a fun colorful puzzle that you only learn was educational after you already had the fun.

Interesting idea.  But all the physics games are stealthily already doing that with physics.  So.  Y'know.

But... He wasn't talking about physics games, he was talking about molecules. Molecules that go BAM.

[Bohandas]

"Exe-cuties" a combination of No More Stumpy Wumples and The Incredible Toon Machine in which mass executions of big-eyed cartoon animals are staged in a rube-goldbergian fashion (for example, a body falling from a gallows might tip a platform and drop several other critters into a fire, which would flame up to power a steam dynamo to run an electric chair

[Bohandas]

It would be funny to see a game with a karma/alignment system that interpreted the phrase "pure of heart" overly literally in such a way that eating fatty foods would harm you in this regard as much as comitting evil deeds.

[EnigmaticHat]

A game where you are a hobo who lives on the streets. You have to beg, work and steal for money while feeding yourself and defending your territory from other hoboes. Eventually once you have enough money you can set up a hobo stronghold and fight other hobo kingdoms for land. Once you have reunited hobo kind you can go on a crusade to reclaim the world for the hoboes.

You can own a cat. That eats people.

Mount and Blade: Mean Streets of New York

[RAM]

I wouldn't mind one where it took heart figuratively but pure literally. Instead of just some congregate of pure virtuousness you would need to pick your poison and stick to it. If you let the poor orphan escape after they returned the food they stole, you would lose your pure justice title, if you let the poor orphan escape then you would lose your pure merciless title, and if you were going for the pure homicidal title then you would need to invest in ranged weaponry, because sooner or later someone will try to run away...

[itisnotlogical]

I want a post apocalypse scavenger game where the apocalypse is randomly generated. No offence to Cataclysm but zombies are really, really, really boring. They were never interesting to me, honestly. The one apocalyptic setting I can think of that isn't zombies, Fallout, has zombies anyway! (They're called ghouls, but they're zombies.)

I guess 40k doesn't have traditional zombies unless you count the Necrons or Nurgle, but that depends if you count 40k as apocalyptic.

[scrdest]

A game where you are a hobo who lives on the streets. You have to beg, work and steal for money while feeding yourself and defending your territory from other hoboes. Eventually once you have enough money you can set up a hobo stronghold and fight other hobo kingdoms for land. Once you have reunited hobo kind you can go on a crusade to reclaim the world for the hoboes.

You can own a cat. That eats people.

Mount and Blade: Mean Streets of New York

There actually was something like that for the old one, except more along the lines of rioting Scots.

[KingofstarrySkies]

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Modern day Mount And Blade as a PMC group. Yes? YEEESSS?

[Graknorke]

I want a post apocalypse scavenger game where the apocalypse is randomly generated. No offence to Cataclysm but zombies are really, really, really boring. They were never interesting to me, honestly. The one apocalyptic setting I can think of that isn't zombies, Fallout, has zombies anyway! (They're called ghouls, but they're zombies.)

I think you will find that carnivorous jam is objectively the best apocalypse scenario.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I want a post apocalypse scavenger game where the apocalypse is randomly generated. No offence to Cataclysm but zombies are really, really, really boring. They were never interesting to me, honestly. The one apocalyptic setting I can think of that isn't zombies, Fallout, has zombies anyway! (They're called ghouls, but they're zombies.)

I guess 40k doesn't have traditional zombies unless you count the Necrons or Nurgle, but that depends if you count 40k as apocalyptic.

NEO scavenger.