here is fantastic story for game made by team-slesvig. translated by Harken Brunkauf:
Teleborian Phillipe, half Swedish/Spanish consult to the King of Sweden, begins partaking in extra-marital relations with a penguin's carcass.
Meanwhile, in order to further his position in the Swedish royal family, he begins his own bean fermentation faculty beneath the royal court, hoping to pass on the foul tasting alcoholic beverages for favour amongst the nobles.
However, a fire breaks out, and he is forced to hurl his beloved penguin carcass at the king in order to prevent him from being immolated.
As it quickly transpires, in royal Swedish law decreed centuries ago, those that shall throw the carcass of any non-flying bird at the King shall henceforth become the new ruler.
And so Teleborian becomes the new King of Sweden and all ends happily ever after until his wife discovers his dead penguin fetish- having encovoured the king's semen covered saviour while cleaning up the burnt husk of the royal palace.
And as we all know- as is customary in Sweden- if a member of royalty has had extra-marital affairs, be it with man or beast, they can either step down from power or fight their spouse to the death in a one on one sword fight, above a tiger pit.
And so Teleborian must make the toughest choice of his life. Fight his once beloved wife to the death or abdicate from power?
Teleborian, led by his new taste for power, takes the latter option and so begins the fight of his life, above the infamous tiger pits of Sweden.
However, Teleborian was not to be favoured by the Gods of Sweden on that fateful day for his wife brought with her a cunning ploy. In her hands she held an object of Teleborian's feverish desires- the decapitated head of his deceased-penguin lover.
His wife, overcome with marital jealousy and rage, hurls the penguins head into the depths of the pit. Teleborian, his loins desperate for the touch of penguin flesh, dives in after it, only for both man and penguin to be eaten. The tigers would have their fill on that day.
His wife, the victor of the battle, emerges as queen of Sweden and the world would never again see such a cold and bitter rule, leading to Sweden's invasion by American and British coalition forces in a bid for freedom and liberty.