Just played another co-op match. Since this is late morning on a work/schoolday, it took a while for the matchmaker to find a few other sorry gits to play with.
The game loads up, and I notice them... Two dudes who have standard names as their tags, and share a last name. Demonic/"cool"/badass profile pictures. 0 wins on both profiles. One's recent game list shows half of them played as Sniper, the other half as Drow. The other fellow has a similar record, just with Viper and Ursa.
And then, I knew this was going to be one of those games.
Sure enough, one picks Sniper and the other picks Viper. Sniper takes unsafe lane and proceeds to feed throughout the game with only power treads and a mask of madness to his name. Viper seems to be the more competent of the two, and rushes shadow blade and heart of tarrasque, while picking stats over maxing his Nethertoxin. He almost manages to keep a neutral/positive KDA.
On the bright side, I randomed Centaur and another fellow randomed Bristleback, and we proceeded to stomp the everloving data out of the bot team. Sniper's first and only kill was when we were camping their fountain at the end and he got off a lucky snipe. His only other contributions to the game were spouting random phrases of Portuguese, followed by a line of "kkkkkkkk".
I hate stereotypes, especially when they're spot on.