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A gentleman

320 (87%)

Perhaps a lady?

21 (5.7%)

Other. - and No, NOT an invitation to spam about this choice below.

27 (7.3%)

Total Members Voted: 365

Voting closed: August 18, 2011, 12:25:51 am

[Vector]

All right, Shirley.  Anything to make a girl feel more welcome here =)

Feel to come by the lower forums, by the way.  There's a lot of trans support and good people around there.

[MaximumZero]

Aw, if I called Vector "honey", she'd beat me with a stick.

[Rex_Nex]

Aw, if I called Vector "honey", she'd beat me with a stick.

At least its a stick and not an axe.

*shudders*

[tolkafox]

I am saddened that there are no options for amoebas.

[Reverie]

I am saddened that there are no options for amoebas.

I believe you would be classified under the third option. Congratulations on successfully posting that, by the way.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I'd say if you've evolved to the stage where you can type you can hardly consider yourself an amoeba.

[tolkafox]

I'd say if you've evolved to the stage where you can type you can hardly consider yourself an amoeba.

Or the keyboards evolved to allow amoebas to type.

Whoa, I just rocked your world view.

But the 'other' option is just that, it leans towards your gender being other rather than your opinion being other. This poll is lacking an anonymous option, in other words.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yes well.

* The Merchant Of Menace sprays some bleach in your general direction.

[Reverie]

I'd say if you've evolved to the stage where you can type you can hardly consider yourself an amoeba.

Being asexual, I would think that tolkafox could reproduce just enough to weigh down the keys on his keyboard to critical striking force, and in just the right order to successfully make a post in this thread. Granted, it would take a long time to reproduce to the weight required to press a key, a liberal amount of 'Tab' and 'Enter' keypresses to navigate the forums without a mouse, and that this whole scenario is grotesquely improbable, but then again, it is possible in theory. You know, monkeys on typewriters.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Perhaps, but I'd personally say evolving the mental faculties to do so would exclude you from the title of brainless single celled organism.

[Reverie]

That is why it is random. Rocks could achieve the same if dropped on a keyboard, and they do not have brains...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

If you're suggesting the post materialized purely by chance, in this relevant topic, at a relevant time, and in order.

I may just go sit on a sidewalk in space and wait for Zaphod to pick me up.

[tolkafox]

If you're suggesting the post materialized purely by chance, in this relevant topic, at a relevant time, and in order.

I may just go sit on a sidewalk in space and wait for Zaphod to pick me up.

If you add a wormhole to this equation, it's entirely probable.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I do not have a wormhole.
I do however have a vaguely brown substance that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

[MaximumZero]

coffee or marmite, I'm hoping?