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[Ultimuh]

"Ack! Now I'm infected! Blast it all!"
Roundhouse kick that bastard to pieces no matter how many times it will take!

[MonkeyHead]

Heh, how can anyone doubt I exist? Will post my first turn as soon as Tobul is brought into being.

[Bardum Idith]

Hop over the channel! If I remember correctly, last time the zombie didn't get through.

jumping check: d12=2, d12=4
You jump into the dry channel and step out of it to the other side. The zombie follows you.

hit: d12=6, evade: d12+1=12
She viciously scratches the air!

>_

Feeling a bit sheepish about his failed plan, Rovod resorts to brute force, grabbing that table and smacking the long dress-wearing zombie over the back of the head with it. Hopefully without it turning around to go after him...

hit: d12-3=1, evade: d12-1=0, damage: d7/1=4
You smash the dresszombie's spine with the massive table, making it impossible for her to turn on you.

>_

Roundhouse kick that bastard to pieces no matter how many times it will take!

hit: d12-2=6, evade: d12-1=1, damage: d6/1=3
You kick the zedi in the chest for 3 points of damage!


hit: d12=2, evade: d12=1, damage: d4/1=4
The vile beast uses the opportunity to land a severe punch on your knee!

>_

Tobul Squashberry, Dyer, in constant state of internal rage.

After a long and annoying journey you arrive somewhere near the dwarven village Gulfbasement, ready to dye.
You can see the sea to the north and some hills to the south. There are horses galloping across the hillside. You are standing on a grassy plateau with some trees.
You don't know why, but seeing this beautyful landscape makes you angry.

>_

Spoiler: bald zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/8

Armor:
(6) head: 0.5
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)
Novice Runner (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
chert table: hit-3, 1d7 dmg (wielded)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 4/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg
small bronze chisel

Spoiler: Tobul Squashberry (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Adequate Dyer (+2)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
fungiwood flask of redroot dye

[Haspen]

"After a long and annoying journey you arrive somewhere near the dwarven village Gulfbasement, ready to dye."

I seam to know what you did thar

"Tables are deadly weapons. Gotta remember for tantrums."

Zan then goes back across the channel and assists in defeating that other zombie. Also scolds channel for being inadequate defensive barrier

[MonkeyHead]

Tobul had only been here mere moments and already there were annoying brown horses spoiling the view. Maybe if one could tame them, they could do something about thier colour... but that was mere folly for now, as he had no meat (save his own) to tame them with. He resolved to head towards the hill to get a better look of the surroundings - cliffs rarely had things worth dying anyway...

[Ultimuh]

Bite it's head off!
Make it fly in an arc!

[Sheb]

Guy, I'm leaving Bay12, so remove me from the waiting list please (damn, just when people were finally dying!). Thanks for the great read!

[Yoink]

"Oh dear oh dear oh dear-"
Clutching his table, Rovod will reluctantly follow Zan to provide backup. Backup meaning: If Zan and Odok fail to kill the thing, he will muster his meager courage and try to finish it off with a whack of his trusty table.
Unless it, y'know, attacks him. Then he shall use the table as a shield, and retreat...

[Bardum Idith]

He resolved to head towards the hill to get a better look of the surroundings - cliffs rarely had things worth dying anyway...

You see a hole in the hill leading to a cave. From the hill's top you have a good view of the surrounding land:


Further to the south a human seems to be trying to catch a horse and a trampled dwarf lies on the grass.

>_

Zan then goes back across the channel and assists in defeating that other zombie. Also scolds channel for being inadequate defensive barrier[/b]

You scold the channel. It is not very effective.


hit: d12-1+2=6 , evade: d12-1=0, dmg: d5/1=1
You tap the zombie's shoulder with your bone for 1 point of damage.

>_

Bite it's head off!
Make it fly in an arc!

hit: d12=6, evade: d12-1=10
You bite the air next to the zombie's head. It circulates in an arc.

>_

Clutching his table, Rovod will reluctantly follow Zan to provide backup. Backup meaning: If Zan and Odok fail to kill the thing, he will muster his meager courage and try to finish it off with a whack of his trusty table.

hit: d12-3=5, evade: d12-1=2, dmg: d7/1=3
You shatter the zombie's ribcage with your trusty chert table!

>_

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)
Novice Runner (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
chert table: hit-3, 1d7 dmg (wielded)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 4/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg
small bronze chisel

Spoiler: Tobul Squashberry (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Adequate Dyer (+2)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
fungiwood flask of redroot dye

[Haspen]

"THERE SHALL BE NO DOUBT IN MY CLUB!"

Club the zombie across head.

[MonkeyHead]

"Ach, the human trying to catch the horse should provide some entertainment..."... Besides, the trampled dwarf might even have some socks or something that could be dyed at a later date.

Go heckle the humans efforts at catching the horse

[Ultimuh]

Odok cancels battle, interrupted by infected wound!

[Yoink]

Rovod pauses to catch his breath.
"Goodness..." He gasps out between breaths. "This certainly is hard work, isn't it! Stay down, you blasted thing!"
He steps back to give Zan a chance to swing, then if the zombie is still standing, it's time for another whack with the table!
He will stand there, breathing heavily and watching with concern as Zan batters the re-dead corpse. "Erm... I think it's dead, Zan. Well, dead again. Re-dead? You know what I mean."
Also: "...Odok? Are you feeling alright, there?"

[Bardum Idith]

Ooops, sorry, I should have made it more clear: The zombie is dead again.

[Haspen]

Ooops, sorry, I should have made it more clear: The zombie is dead again.

Well, I will deadify is again-again