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[Armok]

> ask abaut the other levels, the surounding lands, and all sorts of things I don't really need to know.

[Yoink]

"Wh-wh-what are you doing?! They're those... Zombies!"
Rovod has a panic attack as he sees Zan attack the undead horde. "You, um, really don't look quite up to this whole business... Maybe we should um, go?..." Torn between helping his friend this person who isn't trying to eat him, he glances uncertainly from the zombie hordes, to the hall the came down and back.
Eventually he decides to do the sensible thing: Grab the injured Zan before he can get himself killed, and drag him back up to where they left the others, preferably in a comedic, Benny-Hill-Theme'd chase scene.

[Galick]

I vanish off the face of the forums for months and I'm only ONE person ahead on the waiting list!  Jeeze!

The Moongoose makes his dramatic return.  To very appropriate music.

[Bardum Idith]

I vanish off the face of the forums for months and I'm only ONE person ahead on the waiting list!  Jeeze!

The Moongoose makes his dramatic return.  To very appropriate music.

Welcome back from... wherever
(reality maybe???)

Unfortunately I must inform you that the Moongoose is occupied:

ADEQUATE CLUBBER VS ZOMBIES GO GO GO

Eventually he decides to do the sensible thing: Grab the injured Zan before he can get himself killed, and drag him back up to where they left the others, preferably in a comedic, Benny-Hill-Theme'd chase scene.

wrestling check: d12+1=11, d12=9
Rovod manages to drag Zan away from the zombies before they can bite the two dwarves to death. Two of them follow you slowly.

>_

Odok will now commence record keeping, and start engraving things we have at first.
Also engrave what the fortress might be worth so far, it's a good excercise for his future brokering carreer.

appraising check: d12=8, d12+4=15
engraving check: d12=10, d12=2
You have no idea what this strange cave might be worth, but you engrave something. You gess a value of >10 can't be wrong.
Rovod and Zan come up the stairs, followed by two zombiesque dwarves.

>_

> ask abaut the other levels, the surounding lands, and all sorts of things I don't really need to know.

"Psshhht! Yoo scarin' the hoarses!"


Suddenly a shouting figure appears from behind the large rock. The horse next to it runs away from him in terror, charging directly towards you!

>_

Spoiler: horse (click to show/hide)

HP: 14/14

Armor:
(6) head: 0.7
(4-5) upper body: 1.0
(3) lower body: 0.8
(1-2) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
kick: hit -2, 1d8 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2+1 dmg

Spoiler: zombies (click to show/hide)

HP:
 bald: 6/8
 long dress: 3/8

Armor:
(6) head: 0.5
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2 dmg

Spoiler: Moldat (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10

Equipment:
cow leather armor
copper mace: hit-1, 1d5 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[zomara0292]

Throw a rock at luna

[Ultimuh]

"What? More of these things?"
Odok uses the table he's engraving on as a throwable projectile at the undead things.
"Give em everything we got!"

[Armok]

> Run away!

[Haspen]

Rest&Heal somewhere safe.

[Yoink]

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh--" Rovod stumbles into the room, letting Zan go before hurrying over towards the workshops.
"Odok! We've got to keep them out of here! There are more down there, too! Keep them back while I do something..."
As Odok throws the table at the zombie horde, hopefully knocking them down the stairs, Rovod will start to pile up all the other stuff in the room into a barricade, to block the zombies out of the room, running more on nervous adrenaline than anything.
If the zombies get too close to him, he'll throw whatever he's holding at them.

[Bardum Idith]

Throw a rock at luna

You cannot reach her from the end of the waiting list!

Odok uses the table he's engraving on as a throwable projectile at the undead things.

hit: d12-4=0, evade: d12-1=8
You try to hurl the massive stone table at the zombies but can't throw it far anough.

>_

As Odok throws the table at the zombie horde, hopefully knocking them down the stairs, Rovod will start to pile up all the other stuff in the room into a barricade, to block the zombies out of the room, running more on nervous adrenaline than anything.

You push some small pieces of furniture near the door hoping that the zombies won't simply step over them...

>_


...but they do!
hit: d12=8, evade: d12=5, dmg: 2d2/1=2
The bald zombie bites into Odok's chest with gusto!

hit: d12=1, evade: d12+1=9
The other one tries to punch Zan, who blocks the strike with his bone.

Rest&Heal somewhere safe.

running check: d12=1, d12-2=8
Zan Malicepowder, Potash maker, is a Novice Runner now!
You try to go somewhere safe but the zombie is still following you!

>_

> Run away!

"Stay you fool!", Moldat shouts at you as you run away cowardly.
hit: d12-1+2=3, evade: d12=5
hit: d12-2=5, evade: d12+1=11
He fails to hit the horse who stampedes past him...


running check: d12=5, d12+2=10
hit: d12-2=3, evade: d12=1, d8/1=6
Guydon Moistbodies, Presser, is a Novice Runner now!
You aren't quick enough to run from the horse! It tramples you down, taking 6 of your 6 hitpoints!

Guydon Moistbodies, Presser, has been struck down!

You guys really like to gain skill levels in the turn you die, don't you 
(no, advancing skills is not totally arbitrary)

The next dwarf on the list is MonkeyHead's. Please prove your existence to be incarnated.

>_

Spoiler: horse (click to show/hide)

HP: 14/14

Armor:
(6) head: 0.7
(4-5) upper body: 1.0
(3) lower body: 0.8
(1-2) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
kick: hit -2, 1d8 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2+1 dmg

Spoiler: zombies (click to show/hide)

HP:
 bald: 6/8
 long dress: 3/8

Armor:
(6) head: 0.5
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2 dmg

Spoiler: Moldat (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10

Equipment:
cow leather armor
copper mace: hit-1, 1d5 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)
Novice Runner (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 0/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)
Novice Runner (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Yoink]

"Oh... Well that didn't work. Erm."
Feeling a bit sheepish about his failed plan, Rovod resorts to brute force, grabbing that table and smacking the long dress-wearing zombie over the back of the head with it. Hopefully without it turning around to go after him...

[Haspen]

Hop over the channel! If I remember correctly, last time the zombie didn't get through.

[Armok]

OUCH!

[Haspen]

I believe that the Presser...

*glasses*

Got pressed on.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

Totally couldn't resist =P

[Bardum Idith]

Don't press his ghost...



to eat your soul