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[Bardum Idith]

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[Yoink]

Rovod runs over towards the live, mace-wielding dwarf, sobbing with relief. "Oh, at last! Someone alive, who's not trying to eat me! Oh thank goodness." He shall frown a bit at Zan's words, looking a little nervous. "Oh no, no,  he's certainly still a Sheriff! Those sort of things don't just go away. Need some law and order around here, after all."
Then, of course, he shall support the motion of finding food. And milk.

Damnit, I was wondering where this thread got to... And then it turns out it was me who hadn't posted. I apologize profusely for my early-onset senility, or something!

[Bardum Idith]

Odok will make a comment that it would be wise to make a secure entrance,
probably with a lever to keep undead and other nasties out.
He will descend the stairs as he does this.

"We survahvors have some rooms secured, just turn left and then go straight on for a while, yoo can't miss it that way."

>_

"Zombie onslaught? I already killed Sibrek the zombie-rot spreader. The situation should be less... rotten now. Ha, ha. Anyways, is there anything edible that's not poisoned here? And I don't think you can be sheriff anymore now that you have no one to sheriff around."

"Sibrek? That vampahre? Ah hope ya disposed of her body correctly. And no, we don't have any more food, that's whah Ah'm searchin' some."

Your stomach starts bubbling violently again.

>_

> just keep making puns

random punmaking check: d12=3, d12=11
You try to make some more puns, but can't make up anything fresh. Is the omnipresent zombie disease entangling your braaane already??

>_

Rovod runs over towards the live, mace-wielding dwarf, sobbing with relief. "Oh, at last! Someone alive, who's not trying to eat me! Oh thank goodness." He shall frown a bit at Zan's words, looking a little nervous. "Oh no, no,  he's certainly still a Sheriff! Those sort of things don't just go away. Need some law and order around here, after all."
Then, of course, he shall support the motion of finding food. And milk.

"Yeah, Ah'm the sheriff! Neither the living nor the dead shall defy justice here!"

>_


"Anyways, Ah'm off huntin' some food. Somebody needs to keep this fort runnin'. Ah'd appreciate some of yoo assistin' me."


(So much talking... needs more Fun!)

Spoiler: Moldat (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10

Equipment:
cow leather armor
copper mace: hit-1, 1d5 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Haspen]

Zan shall go where the sheriff pointed them to. As in, the secured rooms, not outside.

[yourfears]

ast anusaged the dyer joining the forever wait list

[IronyOwl]

(So much talking... needs more Fun!)

Totally.

[Sheb]

My hope is that since they're all together, we can have a Total Party Kill.

[zomara0292]

We just need someone to make a !!decision!!

[Yoink]

Rovod glances uncertainly between Zan and the mace-wielding Sheriff, then hesitantly follow after his fellow migrant.
"Erm... Are you quite sure we shouldn't go with him? Ah, I mean, he did say there's no food in here, anyhow, and um... He seems to know what he's doing. I think. Maybe. ...Hopefully?"
He scratches at his nose in agitation, adding after a moment's uneasy silence: "...Well, probably not, but still."
Rovod shall follow after Zan, wringing his hands nervously as he prepares to bravely hide behind his club-wielding companion should anything attack them.

Okay Odok, you're the tank! You have the most health out of everyone!

[Ultimuh]

Okod decides to look around, see what workshops might be missing and what might be needed for basic survival and security. He will need something to engrave what's needed on something, an empty stone slab perhaps if there are any.

[Armok]

> ask for the layout of the fortress, maybe a quick map.

[Bardum Idith]

Zan shall go where the sheriff pointed them to. As in, the secured rooms, not outside.

Rovod shall follow after Zan, wringing his hands nervously as he prepares to bravely hide behind his club-wielding companion should anything attack them.

You walk a long way to the left passing the channel, the downward ladder and the workshop room...


...until you reach a downward stairway at the end of the corridor. At the bottom you see some zombies assaulting what you think is the safe room.
Zan loses the fight against his stomach and vomits himself down to 1 HP!

>_

Okod decides to look around, see what workshops might be missing and what might be needed for basic survival and security. He will need something to engrave what's needed on something, an empty stone slab perhaps if there are any.

You count a furnace near the entrance hole and a craftsdwarves workshop, a masonry and something toppled in the workshop room. From down the stairs you can hear noises of blunt impacts. Sounds like wood is involved.
It seems this fortress is in dire need of food and metal industries. You are ready to engrave this with your fine small bronze chisel! The workshops' tables have nice surfaces to engrave on.

>_

> ask for the layout of the fortress, maybe a quick map.

You follow Moldat through the hills and ask him about the fortress. After he explained the top layer of the fortress to you you spot some creatures near the river.

"Looks lahke horses. Let's trah sneakin' to them. Yummy horse stew..."


This is how you imagine the fortress after listening to him.

>_

Spoiler: zombies (click to show/hide)

HP:
 bald: 6/8
 brown hair: 5/8
 greenish blond: 6/8
 long dress: 3/8

Armor:
(6) head: 0.5
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2 dmg

Spoiler: Moldat (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10

Equipment:
cow leather armor
copper mace: hit-1, 1d5 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Deadmeat1471]

Lol this is awesome, watching

[Haspen]

ADEQUATE CLUBBER VS ZOMBIES GO GO GO

[Ultimuh]

Odok will now commence record keeping, and start engraving things we have at first.
Also engrave what the fortress might be worth so far, it's a good excercise for his future brokering carreer.