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[Haspen]

Zan makes this kind of face: o_ó

Who's slacking off with posts?

[Yoink]

Hey, he's tired! ...And on 2 hp! One hit from Mr Askot could be all she wrote engraved!

[Bardum Idith]

> Get ye flask

You go where you threw the flask and meet a dwarf.
"So did yoo throw that flask here at me? Yer lucky we don't have a hammrer, lad!"

>_

Hit the Undead-Askot-Of-Sorts on the head with the bone club.

hit: d12-1+1=11, evade: d12-1=2, dmg: d5/1=2
You smash your bone in the Sorta-Askot's shoulder, cracking some rotten bones!

Zan Malicepowder, Potash maker, is an Adequate Drummer now!

>_

Respond to the hello with an apology that I am kinda too busy to chat.
Also Ask for any assistance while trying to avoid being bitten.

hit: d12=3, evade: d12+2=5
You dodge around while talking to the dwarf, successfully avoiding the zombpire's attack.

>_

If poor Rovod fails to get directions, he shall go over and rest leaning against that tree until this nasty fight is finished, nursing his wounds a little.

Rovod sighed as he sat heavily down by the tree, slumping wearily against the trunk.
"Oh... So you've only just come here, yourself? No food or anything? Oh dear."

hidden diagnosing roll!
Your nose still hurts from that mermaidian punch but you can't quite figure out how to nurse it. Besides that you do not have any medical equipment either...

>_

Spoiler: Askot (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail coat
2 chestnut splints

Spoiler: dwarf (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10

Equipment:
cow leather armor
copper mace: hit-1, 1d5 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Ultimuh]

Odok have had enough of this, he will try a roundhousekick in attempt at fending off this vile creature.
If he fails doing the kick however, he will lie down and cover his neck with his arms.
That will hopefully confuse the zompire long enough for the  third Dwarf to kill it.
While doing this, he will join to the conversation.
"That's how things are these days. Monarchs and their expectations, but we do our best to do as we all are ordered am I right?"

[Armok]

> hug dwarf to establish comradeship.

[Yoink]

"Yes... It's rather a pity. I was expecting more a nice, relaxing fort in the countryside, away from all the bustle... Nice views though, although I'd really much prefer a cave." Rovod, still sitting on his backside, shall offer some handy wrestling advice to Odok: "Hrm, try grabbing that unruly fellow around the arms, let our friend there belt him with the club!"

[Haspen]

Just adequate is inadequate! Hit target practice Askot with bone club few more times.

[Bardum Idith]

Odok have had enough of this, he will try a roundhousekick in attempt at fending off this vile creature.

hit: d12-2=10, evade: d12=7, dmg: 1d6/0.8=4
You use the ancient kicking technique of Lameszoden to make mincemeat of the zombpire's hip. Crude and rotten mincemeat which is probably not usable for food.

>_

> hug dwarf to establish comradeship.

"Whoa, so happy not bein' punished? Ah think yer overdoin' a little!"
"Ah'm Moldat Ragsyrups, the sheriff in this zombie cave here. And yoo are...?"

>_

Rovod, still sitting on his backside, shall offer some handy wrestling advice to Odok: "Hrm, try grabbing that unruly fellow around the arms, let our friend there belt him with the club!"

teaching check: d12=9, d12=8
You instruct Odok how to properly grab and mangle a dead body. He seems to have made significant progress.

>_

Just adequate is inadequate! Hit target practice Askot with bone club few more times.

You decide Askot is not dead enough yet and give him some more hits. He still won't move.

>_

Spoiler: Askot (click to show/hide)

HP: -2/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail coat
2 chestnut splints

Spoiler: Moldat (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10

Equipment:
cow leather armor
copper mace: hit-1, 1d5 dmg

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Adequate Drummer (+2)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Haspen]

Clubbing is actually quite enjoyable

But enough of this.

"I just want to inform the two of you that underground is possibly filled with much more of those zombies. I haven't managed to venture deep enough to reach any sort of dining hall. I think."

Zan points at Un-Askot.

"That guy was alive some time ago. I actually met him." And then Zan tells them about the happenings in the caves.

[Armok]

"Guydon Moistbodies, pleased ta' meatya."

[Haspen]

"Uh-huh, did you just said 'meatya'? Gore puns aren't my boat. They only lead to murder. Ha ha."

[Ultimuh]

Odok will throw the corpse off the cliff, you never know about these undead so it's a temporary sollution at least.

[Yoink]

Rovod will listen uneasily to Zan's tale of horror, still leaning on the tree since he feels pretty sick.
"Oh, dear..." He mutters to himself, "I think... This is one of those times when they say the migrants arrived 'despite the danger', isn't it? Idor Atororshar the Shadow of Champions protect me..."
Shaking his head and getting to his feet, he shall scratch his large nose with an unhappy expression as he thinks, saying in a louder voice, "Well... This is all rather terrible, isn't it? What are we going to do? We can't just... Stand around out here until we starve or die of thirst! ...Or something worse..." He glances about, sniffing the air for any useful smells. "Without any axes or picks or the like, we can't really stay up here. I say we should...er..." He takes a deep, nervous breath, "Go in there, as awful as it sounds, and see what we can find. After all, we can hardly go back to the Mountainhomes now! I already changed my mailing address."

[Haspen]

"Hrmpf. Well. Sure, I will be able to practice my club swining even more. That's a good thing.

But I won't be super happy in case I will have to die you know."

And so Zan not-really-valiantly leads them to the entrance hole. First thing to do there: scan surroundings for any zombies.

[zomara0292]

I want to join as a Flattering dyer. A legendary dyer. of the odd name of Humcaper.