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[Bardum Idith]

TAEK DIS:

[Yoink]

Gah thought I'd already posted!

Rovod, motivated by dreams of *dwarven syrup roast* washed down by a cool drink of yak milk, shall turn, shout a prayer to [whatever god these dwarves worship], and climb up that hill! ...Cautiously of course.

[Bardum Idith]

"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"

You yell at Sibrek but she just won't respond.

She's dead, Jim Guydon...

>_

Go up the ladder and look around.

Climbing up and going along the ledge you find the hole through which you entered the cave. You can see some humanoid figures outside amidst the trees.

>_

>In one epic move, plunge the blunt stick into the vile heart of the fanged abomination!

hit: d12=11, evade: d12=4, dmg: d3/1=1
You stab the zombpire with the stick, causing an epically light bruise!


hit: d12=4, evade: d12=7
The beast tries to scratch you, but you jump aside!

>_

Rovod, motivated by dreams of *dwarven syrup roast* washed down by a cool drink of yak milk, shall turn, shout a prayer to [whatever god these dwarves worship], and climb up that hill! ...Cautiously of course.

climbing check: d12+2=14, d12=1
You climb up the wall LIKE A CAUTIOUS MOUNTAIN GOAT!
Rovod Roofpulleys, Milker, is a Novice Climber now!


You have reached the top of the cliff! You can see two dwarves fighting in the woods.

>_

Spoiler: Askot (click to show/hide)

HP: 4/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail coat
2 chestnut splints

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[IronyOwl]

Sibrek noooooo.

Also this just keeps getting better.

[Armok]

> tantrum

[Haspen]

Go outside, at last free from stench of death, and investigate those humanoids or whatever.

[Yoink]

Rovod moves to a safe distance from the two fighters and politely interrupts, asking if they know where he could find a bite to eat! He shall then sniff them! If either smell too scary, he'll run back towards the fort and search the nearest trees for anything edible.

[Ultimuh]

Kick him in the nads!
Assuming Vampires can feel that sort of pain.. and is hopefully male..
If that fails..
MARTIAL TRAAAAAANCE!

[Bardum Idith]

> tantrum

You tantrum! The best thing to throw is your black cap flask, so you hurl it away, somewhat lowering your rage.
Shortly after that you hear a faint voice shouting "Ouch!"

>_

Rovod moves to a safe distance from the two fighters and politely interrupts, asking if they know where he could find a bite to eat! He shall then sniff them! If either smell too scary, he'll run back towards the fort and search the nearest trees for anything edible.

You position yourself near the dwarves and ask them for food.
tracking check: d12=1, d12-2=9
Nobody responds yet but their smell is pleasing.

>_

Kick him in the nads!
Assuming Vampires can feel that sort of pain.. and is hopefully male..
If that fails..
MARTIAL TRAAAAAANCE!

hit: d12-1=3, evade: d12=7
You fail to kick the zombpire anywhere.

To traaaance you need either more enemies or a cool background music.

>_

Go outside, at last free from stench of death, and investigate those humanoids or whatever.

hit: d12=1, evade: d12=6
You look at the humanoids. One seems to be a dwarf, the other one is a zombie-vampire who tries to hit him. The undead has a strange similarity to Askot...

>_

Spoiler: Askot (click to show/hide)

HP: 4/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail coat
2 chestnut splints

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)
Novice Climber (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Armok]

> Get ye flask

[Haspen]

Hit the Undead-Askot-Of-Sorts on the head with the bone club.

Also, "Hello noble fellows!" to both of the alive dwarves.

[Ultimuh]

Respond to the hello with an apology that I am kinda too busy to chat.
Also Ask for any assistance while trying to avoid being bitten.

[Yoink]

"Ah, at last! Someone with two legs and a beard who can speak, and more than one word at that!"
Rovod gives a weak chuckle of relief and approaches Zan. "I... Seemed to have picked a bad time to migrate, hmm? Could you direct me to the fortress proper, perhaps the dining room? Or a farmers workshop, if there are any animals around..."
If poor Rovod fails to get directions, he shall go over and rest leaning against that tree until this nasty fight is finished, nursing his wounds a little.

[Haspen]

To Rovod: "So far I found zombies and flooding chambers in caves below our bears, not a real fortress."

[Yoink]

Rovod sighed as he sat heavily down by the tree, slumping wearily against the trunk.
"Oh... So you've only just come here, yourself? No food or anything? Oh dear."