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[Armok]

> "You armok-be-damned idiot, I KNOW about the zombies, she's NOT a zombie! She's going to save us from the zombies or something!"

[Ultimuh]

Ask the person in hiding, about whatever it is going on over there.
And he or she asks who I am, I'll reveal my name.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Ask the person in hiding, about whatever it is going on over there.
And he or she asks who I am, I'll reveal my name.

eat'im

[Yoink]

"I'm sorry Vlujha!! Please don't kill me! Ididn'tmeantograbyoutherebutthewaterwassoscaryandIwastryingtoholdon..."
Babbling thus to hopefully convince the angry mermaid not to pursue him, Rovod will head carefully back along the cliff to that hole he found earlier, seeing if it is possible to go inside safely.
If any angry mermaids or mermen leap up out of the water and attack him before he reaches it, he shall just have to throw caution to the wind and scale the cliff! In either course of action, daydreams of delectable milk (and the process of acquiring it) shall sustain him and give him strength to survive!

[Bardum Idith]

> "You armok-be-damned idiot, I KNOW about the zombies, she's NOT a zombie! She's going to save us from the zombies or something!"

persuasion check: d12+1=4, d12=7
You fail to keep Zan and Sibrek from fighting again.

hit: d12+1=3, evade: d12+1=6
Meanwhile Sibrek flails around trying to attack Zan.

>_

Give her three seconds to say whatever she wants. THEN HIT AGAIN.

hit: d12=6, evade: d12=3, dmg: 1d5/0.7=1
You give Sibrek three seconds to shout "punny mortals!" and then lightly tap her on the head with your bone.

>_

Ask the person in hiding, about whatever it is going on over there.
And he or she asks who I am, I'll reveal my name.

You engage the dwarf in order to introduce yourself, but he reacts inappropriately hostile!
hit: d12+1=8, evade: d12=9
You manage to knock his filthy hands away.

"Blooooode!"

>_

Babbling thus to hopefully convince the angry mermaid not to pursue him, Rovod will head carefully back along the cliff to that hole he found earlier, seeing if it is possible to go inside safely.

persuasion check: d12=12, d12+3=5
You babble at the ocean convincingly, making all the underwater shapes disappear...


Crawling a bit into the hole you feel the water getting too deep. You would need to swim a short distance to reach solid ground.

>_

Spoiler: Sibrek (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail dress

Spoiler: Askot (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail coat
2 chestnut splints

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
small bronze chisel

[Haspen]

Hahaha, bloooooode

Ask Sibrek if she is a zombie, attack her afterwards no matter the answer.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

say: oh, i'm sorry, i don't know what came on to me, it must be something i ate.
í'm askot,, pleased to meet you
scratch that
braaaaaines

[Haspen]

say: oh, i'm sorry, i don't know what came on to me, it must be something i ate.
í'm askot,, pleased to meet you
scratch that
braaaaaines Ideeeeeeeeeek

Fix'd

[Armok]

> try to heal sibrek.

[Ultimuh]

Vampires? Here? Oh heck no!
Luckily, as the disgraced bastard son of a noble, I have read my share of engravings about a bit of everything.
The knowledge might be horribly outdated tough..
I run outside to find a stake to out through it's vile heart!

[Yoink]

Not feeling quite up to swimming into the unknown, and not wishing to take any risks in his terribly injured state, Rovod shall crawl back out of that hole and move to the widest point of the shore, leaning his back against the rock to rest, whilst still remaining alert to any approaching threats.
If anything bursts out of the water or otherwise moves to attack him, he shall desperately attempt to shove them/it away and/or stab them with his mongoose feather!
Once he's recovered a little, he'll shout occasionally for help, even if he's not quite sure that's a good idea.
"I mean, what's the point?" He groans to himself. "I'll most l-likely just summon some other awful creature wishing to drown, smash and devour me... What I wouldn't give to see another friendly dwarven face. Or even a human, come to that. In fact, even a filthy elf would be preferable to what I've dealt with so far!"
That admission truly shows just how terrible Rovod feels right now.

[Bardum Idith]

Ask Sibrek if she is a zombie, attack her afterwards no matter the answer.

"Are you a zombie?"
"No!"
hit: d12+1=8, evade: d12=9
You fail to hit Sibrek the maybe-not-zombie.

>_

> try to heal sibrek.

wrestling check: d12=11, d12=1
bone setting check: d12=7, d12=10
You manage to grab Sibrek and try to set her bones.
"What are you doing?!"


You hear and feel something crack, and then Sibrek falls to the ground. You are not sure if that really helped her.

>_

I run outside to find a stake to out through it's vile heart!

Outside you find nothing better resembling to a stake than a blunt twig. The zombpire is approaching you!
"Bloooode!"

>_

Not feeling quite up to swimming into the unknown, and not wishing to take any risks in his terribly injured state, Rovod shall crawl back out of that hole and move to the widest point of the shore, leaning his back against the rock to rest, whilst still remaining alert to any approaching threats.

You sit down at the cliff resting with creepy half closed eyes.
You regain 1 HP but feel a bit hungry now.

>_

Spoiler: Askot (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Equipment:
worn old pig tail coat
2 chestnut splints

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)
Novice Swimmer (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)
Novice Voicedwarf (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask
Cave Ogre Nut

Spoiler: Odok Flameburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Proficient Record keeper (+5)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
branch: hit+0, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
small bronze chisel

[Armok]

"SIBREK ARE YOU OK

HEY

OH GOD

WHAT HAS HE DONE.

SIBREK?

PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST GRUB SAUCE.

PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE

HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"

[Haspen]

Go up the ladder and look around.

[Ultimuh]

>In one epic move, plunge the blunt stick into the vile heart of the fanged abomination!