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[Askot Bokbondeler]

"pale? i must be cave adapting. i never felt more alive"
craft a scary mask out of the skull i carry and the zombie's worn clothes. continue to the right until i find a blind cave ogre or something

[Bardum Idith]

This seems to be working, I do it again!

hit: d12-2=8, evade: d12-2=4, dmg: 1d4/4=3
The flying dwarven bone hits the ogre in the leg!


The beast crashes down on the ground and dies!
Sibrek begins butchering the corpse, stabbing holes into it with her knife.

>_

Try to determine if the dwarf (Askot) is a zombie, attack if ZOMB-positive.

sniffing check: d12+1=12, d12+2=5
You smell that the (Askot)'s zombie odour arises from the zombie meat that he is carrying.
The dwarf itself doesn't smell more zombiesque than you.

>_

craft a scary mask out of the skull i carry and the zombie's worn clothes. continue to the right until i find a blind cave ogre or something

bone carving check: d12+1=10, d12=6
After you undress the mangled zombie and overcome your disgust you manage to craft a dwarven skull gas mask using your gabbro tools!

Askot Bokbondeler, Record keeper, is a Novice Misc. object user now!

The mask strongly reeks of zombie flesh. You hesitate to put it on...


You walk to the right till your dwarven senses lead you to a dead and still blind cave ogre.
A dwarf is standing here and another one is kneeling near the corpse filling blood into a flask.

>_

Not feeling quite up to the climb up the cliff in his injured condition, Rovod will look for an easier way back up where he came from.

You go along the cliff and look for a way up, but it doesn't seem to be less steep anywere. There is a small hole leading into the rock though.
You can hear somebody singing...


A mermaid is reclining at the shore to the left!

>_

Spoiler: Sibrek (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10

Equipment:
copper spear: hit+1, 1d4+1 dmg
copper knife: hit+0, 2d2 dmg
worn old pig tail dress

Spoiler: blind cave ogre (click to show/hide)

HP: -2/16

Armor:
(6) head: 0.7
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d6 dmg
kick: hit -2, 1d8+1 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d3 dmg

Spoiler: Askot Bokbondeler (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Skilled Record keeper (+4)
Novice Dodger (+1)
Novice Misc. object user (+1)

Inventory:
gabbro hammer: hit+0, 1d4 dmg (wielded)
gabbro chisel: hit+1, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
worn old pig tail coat (worn)
2 chestnut splints (worn)
dwarven skull gas mask

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask

[Haspen]

Zan follows Askot. Yells "YOU!" If he sees Sibrek.

[Armok]

I do some butchering of my own. I hear Cave Ogre Nut Oil is used in certain expensive perfumes.

[Yoink]

"Oh... Um. Er..." Rovod is entranced by the woman-like creature's beauty! Also by the thought of mermaid milk...
"Hello there! Would you, ah, like to come inside? Wait, no legs, my bad..." He frowns and clears his throat, before calling over again to the mermaid. "My name is Rovod Roofpulleys! Pleased to meet you! D'you come here often?"

[SHAD0Wdump]

Cave Ogre Nut Oil

+

mermaid milk...

+
Illustrations

...

This game is going dangerous places.

[Haspen]

Ich spielen bumpen, ja? :J

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Cave Ogre Nut Oil

+

mermaid milk...

+
Illustrations

...

This game is going dangerous places.

It started out on the bay12forums and you're saying its going somewhere MORE dangerous!?!  A truly terrifying thought!

[Ultimuh]

Cave Ogre Nut Oil

+

mermaid milk...

+
Illustrations

...

This game is going dangerous places.

It started out on the bay12forums and you're saying its going somewhere MORE dangerous!?!  A truly terrifying thought!

Even more Dangerous?
The more dangerous I can think of, is full-blown old school 4Chan.

[Bardum Idith]

Ich spielen bumpen, ja? :J

Fantastycznie bump

[Askot Bokbondeler]

"hey sibrek, nice to see you here. would any of these tools i found be usable for a bloodletting?

ohwaityuappeartohaveaknife!? what is going on here?"

[Kestrel_6]

Kagrenac amscend, Record Keeper, Ready for Fun Potash!!

[Bardum Idith]

Zan follows Askot. Yells "YOU!" If he sees Sibrek.

"hey sibrek, nice to see you here. would any of these tools i found be usable for a bloodletting?

ohwaityuappeartohaveaknife!? what is going on here?"

Askot asks Sibrek about the bloodletting when Zan appears and shouts at her. Sibrek appears to be shocked...


"I... tig!"
She runs away, back to the left.

>_

I do some butchering of my own. I hear Cave Ogre Nut Oil is used in certain expensive perfumes.

butchering check: d12=12, d12+3=11
You tear apart the ogre's flesh with your bare hands, finding the rare "Cave Ogre Nut", a rock nut that was partially digested by a cave ogre and is valued for its unique taste and smell.

>_

"Oh... Um. Er..." Rovod is entranced by the woman-like creature's beauty! Also by the thought of mermaid milk...
"Hello there! Would you, ah, like to come inside? Wait, no legs, my bad..." He frowns and clears his throat, before calling over again to the mermaid. "My name is Rovod Roofpulleys! Pleased to meet you! D'you come here often?"

"Owah, you scared me a bit, Mr. Dwarf. Rovod. My name is Vlujha."

"Yes, I love to sing here in the air, where everything sounds so different. But please don't tell anybody, I'm forbidden to swim to the shore... Do you like my singing?"

>_

Spoiler: Sibrek (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10

Equipment:
copper spear: hit+1, 1d4+1 dmg
copper knife: hit+0, 2d2 dmg
worn old pig tail dress

Spoiler: Vlujha (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Armor:
(6) head: 0.7
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(1-2) tail: 0.8

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
slap: hit -1, 1d5 dmg

Equipment:
algae bra (worn)

Spoiler: Askot Bokbondeler (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Skilled Record keeper (+4)
Novice Dodger (+1)
Novice Misc. object user (+1)

Inventory:
gabbro hammer: hit+0, 1d4 dmg (wielded)
gabbro chisel: hit+1, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
worn old pig tail coat (worn)
2 chestnut splints (worn)
dwarven skull gas mask

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask
Cave Ogre Nut

[Haspen]

Zan simply chases Sibrek and whacks her across head with the bone, if possible/within reach.

[Armok]

> practice social skills.