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[Bardum Idith]

> flee in the direction where I don't have to outrun the ogre, just outrun Sibrek.

I'm not totally sure if I interpret your action correctly. So you want to run in the same direction Sibrek did and overtake her, so the ogre will eat her first, is that right?

[Armok]

yea

[Bardum Idith]

Ohgodnotthegoose!!

Rovod will flail frantically to get free, using every ounce of his wrestling skills to break free of the something's grip!

wrestling check: d12+1=10, d12+2=5
You manage to break the moongoose's grip and fall downwards.
damage: 2d4=5
You slam on a rock near the coast and hurt your back! Your eyesight slowly returns...

>_

> flee in the direction where I don't have to outrun the ogre, just outrun Sibrek.

You follow Sibrek and easiely outrun her, because she is coming back to you.
"Here, take a weapon! That beast is going to follow us.", she sais offering you a copper dagger.
You can hear the footsteps and roaring of the ogre.

>_

jump across the channel, attempt to kill the zombie

hit: d12-2=4, evade: d12-2=2, dmg: 1d4/0.5=2
hit: d12-1=4, evade: d12-2=4
You lightly hit the zombie woman in the head with your hammer but fail to chisel her...

Help Askot dealing with the zombie. BY LIBERAL USE OF BONE CLUB

hit: d12=10, evade: d12+1=10
hit: d12=9, evade: d12-2=8, dmg: 1d5/1=4
The zombie tries to attack Askot but you stop her with a liberal bone strike to her conservative chest!

>_

Spoiler: Sibrek (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10

Equipment:
copper spear: hit+1, 1d4+1 dmg
worn old pig tail dress

Spoiler: dwarven zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/8

Armor:
(6) head: 0.5
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2 dmg

Spoiler: Askot Bokbondeler (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Skilled Record keeper (+4)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
gabbro hammer: hit+0, 1d4 dmg (wielded)
gabbro chisel: hit+1, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
worn old pig tail coat (worn)
2 chestnut splints (worn)
dwarven skull

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask

[Haspen]

MOAR LIBERAL HITS.

MOAR.

[monk12]

I'd be much appreciative if Momuz Ironmoon, Fish Dissector was added to the wait list.

Although mostly I'm just posting to follow. This thread is hilarious.

[Armok]

I'll help, but by throwing things from as far away as possible so I can still run away if things go badly.

[IronyOwl]

Aw man, two glorious chances for that waiting list to open up averted. Mostly.


That said, I've decided upon a dwarf: Xakit Boatmaul, Potash Maker

[monk12]

Aw man, two glorious chances for that waiting list to open up averted. Mostly.


That said, I've decided upon a dwarf: Xakit Boatmaul, Potash Maker

On the plus side, just about everyone is half dead!

[Galick]

If I finally get on here, I'm making it my mission to take out that moongoose.  NO GOOSE SHALL LIVE!  WAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

[Yoink]

"Aaaaaiiiiiiieeee---Ouch! Ouch ouch ouch!" Staggering to his feet, Rovod will make his way carefully over those rocks to the shore, and  rest for a bit.
Then he'll start heading back to the entrance, trying to keep out of sight. "This place is bad... Very bad! Carp-men! Zombies! Evil mongeese! None of which are good to milk!" He mutters to himself in rising paranoia.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

make finely minced zombie meat out of that thing

[Bardum Idith]

MOAR LIBERAL HITS.

MOAR.

hit: d12=7, evade: d12-2=7
hit: d12=12, evade: d12=12
You and the zombie liberally fail to hit each other.

>_

make finely minced zombie meat out of that thing

hit: d12-2=7, evade: d12-2=6, dmg: 1d4/1=1
You crush the zombie's chest with your hammer in order to turn her into delicious food!


You grab some of the zombie's mangled flesh and pull it out of her without difficulty.
To make a meal from it you need a stove or something similar.

>_

I'll help, but by throwing things from as far away as possible so I can still run away if things go badly.

hit: d12-2=7, evade: d12-2=-1, dmg: 1d3/1=2
As soon as the ogre comes into range you throw a random piece of bone at it, hitting the upper body.


hit: d12+1=8, evade: d12-2=0, dmg: (1d4+1)/1=4
hit: d12=5, evade: d12+1=5
Sibrek sidesteps the ogre's punching attempt and rams her spear into its belly!

>_

Staggering to his feet, Rovod will make his way carefully over those rocks to the shore, and  rest for a bit.

balance check: d12=10, d12=10
swimming check: d12=5, d12=4
Stepping from stone to stone is quite tricky...


...but you make it to the shore without drowning. You sit down to rest and wait for your clothes to dry.

>...

Spoiler: Sibrek (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10

Equipment:
copper spear: hit+1, 1d4+1 dmg
worn old pig tail dress

Spoiler: blind cave ogre (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/16

Armor:
(6) head: 0.7
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d6 dmg
kick: hit -2, 1d8+1 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d3 dmg

Spoiler: Askot Bokbondeler (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Skilled Record keeper (+4)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
gabbro hammer: hit+0, 1d4 dmg (wielded)
gabbro chisel: hit+1, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
worn old pig tail coat (worn)
2 chestnut splints (worn)
dwarven skull
dwarven zombie meat

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask

[Armok]

This seems to be working, I do it again!

[Haspen]

"You're quite pale, aren't you."

Try to determine if the dwarf (Askot) is a zombie, attack if ZOMB-positive.

[Yoink]

"Ergh... Hurts..." Not feeling quite up to the climb up the cliff in his injured condition, Rovod will look for an easier way back up where he came from.