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[Haspen]

Go back all the way to the ladder and climb it. Then check for any footprints or something.

[Yoink]

Finally, something to milk! Rovod will take his frustration and terror out on the goose, running up, grabbing it and determining its gender!
If it's female, all he needs to do is get his flask, and... Goose milk.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Goose... milk...

[Yoink]

Yesss. Goose milk. >.> Uh. Wait. I was totally joking when I said that. In truth Rovod will actually subdue the goose, wrestling it to the ground and tying it up with his pig tail coat, in hopes of eventually trading it for milk/a milkable animal.


I WAS HALF ALSEEP OKAY.

[SHAD0Wdump]

No... Don't double back, I totally want to see you attempt to extract moon goose milk. XP

[Yoink]

We-ell, fine, Rovod will actually try to milk the goose in his desperation, and then tie it up.

This should be... Interesting. And I just split my action over three posts.

[MonkeyHead]

Oh man I cant wait for this action and predict the waiting list will be getting shorter.

[IronyOwl]

Lunar Milk or Dwarf Slurry. Either way this should be good.

[Bardum Idith]

Since I don't know when Askot will be able to post again I'll skip his turn this time...

> I try to do as she sa- Guydon moistbodies cancels sneak: interrupted by blind cave ogre. x413

I try to be interrupted silently.

sneak check: d12=2, d12=6
hit: d12=7, evade: d12=4, dmg: d6/1=4
Your interruption spam wakes up the ogre. Still lying on the ground he smashes his fist into your upper body!
Sibrek flees running further into the tunnel.

>_

Go back all the way to the ladder and climb it. Then check for any footprints or something.

You climb up the ladder and find a dwarf and a zombie standing here apathetically.
tracking check: d12+1=11, d12=6
Scanning the surroundings with your beard powers you find various dwarven-sized footprints leading to and coming from the tunnel to the left.
Somebody recently went to the right, where the zombie is standing. You wonder who...

>_

We-ell, fine, Rovod will actually try to milk the goose in his desperation, and then tie it up.

wrestling check: d12+1=8, d12+2=13
The moongoose breaks free of your milking grasp and shoots a magical moonray directly into your face!


You cannot see anything! You feel something grabbing you and lifting you off the ground.

>_

Spoiler: dwarven zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/8

Armor:
(6) head: 0.5
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d4 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d2 dmg

Spoiler: blind cave ogre (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/16

Armor:
(6) head: 0.7
(5) arms: 1.0
(3-4) upper body: 1.0
(2) lower body: 0.8
(1) legs: 1.0

Attacks:
punch: hit +0, 1d6 dmg
kick: hit -2, 1d8+1 dmg
bite: hit +0, 2d3 dmg

Spoiler: moongoose (click to show/hide)

secret hidden stats!

Spoiler: Askot Bokbondeler (click to show/hide)

HP: 1/10

Skills:
Skilled Record keeper (+4)
Novice Dodger (+1)

Inventory:
gabbro hammer: hit+0, 1d4 dmg (wielded)
gabbro chisel: hit+1, 1d3 dmg (wielded)
worn old pig tail coat (worn)
2 chestnut splints (worn)
dwarven skull

Spoiler: Zan Malicepowder (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10

Skills:
Competent Potash maker (+3)
Novice Drummer (+1)
Novice Tracker (+1)

Inventory:
bone: hit-1, 1d5 dmg (wielded)
pig tail coat (worn)
2 potash bars
mermaid bone fragment
raw longnose gar

Spoiler: Rovod Roofpulleys (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10

Skills:
Competent Milker (+3)
Novice Wrestler (+1)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
empty tower cap flask
moongoose feather

Spoiler: Guydon Moistbodies (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10

Skills:
Competent Presser (+3)

Inventory:
pig tail coat (worn)
rock nut oil covering (beard)
empty black-cap flask

[hachnslay]

wow, the ogre heals quickly. that said MURDER IT ALREADY!

[Bardum Idith]

Blind cave ogre has been healed recently. He had a fine meal lately...

[Yoink]

Ohgodnotthegoose!!

Rovod will flail frantically to get free, using every ounce of his wrestling skills to break free of the something's grip!
"Aharrghhh let me go! I promise not to milk yoooou!!"
If that fails, he will jab whatever is carrying him with the sharp end of his mongoose feather!

[Armok]

> flee in the direction where I don't have to outrun the ogre, just outrun Sibrek.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

where doin it, were MAKING THIS HAPEN
jump across the channel, attempt to kill the zombie

[Haspen]

Help Askot dealing with the zombie. BY LIBERAL USE OF BONE CLUB