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[stabbymcstabstab]

Uhhhh, we are a Personification of maddness and mutation, not fire or magma.

Travel to the blue planet, what do you see there?

mutating into a blob of magma is quite mad my friend

[mcdonaldjord]

Meh, I still say we check out the blue planet.

WE MUST SPREAD THE GIFT OF INSANITY!

[KaguroDraven]

Turn our normal beard into an awesome goatee of DOOOOOOM

[Firelordsky]

Make our beard more epic than Chuck Norris.

[peglegpengeuin]

Yes, insanity must be spread. But let the truths of madness guide us, and not your foolish reasonings. Please, think of it like spreading peanut butter. You must do it with a knife, first of all, else your fingers will get sticky. The same can be said of our predicament. Are you following?

[mcdonaldjord]

Turn our normal beard into an awesome goatee of DOOOOOOM

Make our beard more epic than Chuck Norris.

This is a dwarven beard. It menaces with spikes of insanity.

[micelus]

You decide to stay away from the sun for now, best not to risk the beard.

You decide to change your beard into a goatee. You now look like a mass of incorporeal gas with a goatee. Madness...Not good for speaking to any sane mortal.

After that you decide to check out the blue planet...Its large and seems to have at least two continents. Upon further searching, you see that there are many orange parts on the planet. Liquid seems to make up most of the planet.

You decide to look at the other side of  the planet. There is only one big continent...With a purplish mass at the centre of it...

What shall we do?

Stats
Belief 4700pts
Drain  100pts

Traits

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Mad

• Unexpected results from actions
• -1/+1 to most actions (50% of options happening)
• Unpredictable
• -25% less chance of sane mortals worshiping you
• 75%  more chance of insane  mortals worshiping you
• Cost less to turn organisms insane

Mutator

• Cheaper to change an organism
• +1 to actions pertaining to non-sentient organisms
• Can create organisms for cheaper cost

(As mad as we are we don't have power over magma, fire, or anything like that. I don't think magma would've helped, the sun would probably still destroy it)

(Does anyone want a map of the planet? I can make one if its wanted)

[peglegpengeuin]

Can we talk to/eat the purplish mass? Also, any life forms, intelligent or otherwise?

[Geen]

Create a creature of pure insanity. AKA a Dorf.

[micelus]

We'd need to get closer to find any lifeforms. You can tell that there is plant life though. If you want to interact with the mass then suggest an action.

[Ehndras]

I vote for analyzing the blue planet for any lifeforms, no matter how lowly, and considering the prospect of ensla- I mean, converting them into our worshipers. If they're too stupid to worship, then we can at least either use their life-force for our own purposes or use them as labor.

Can we possibly MUTATE them into something more useful? Sort of genetic therapy from the Voidic Mad-God?

Also, what is the purple mass? I suggest we take a closer look. If its alive, try to communicate with it or determine what it is and how it can be useful to us.

Btw, what are those orange spots? M...AGMA? Well, Lava, but whatever.

[Geen]

Create some dorfs!

[mcdonaldjord]

Get up close, Look for some life forms.

[micelus]

Damn I'm bad at using descriptive words...The orange is desert and wasteland.

[KaguroDraven]

Make a small handheld, for mortals, sized cube that looking 'into' it caused them to be driven horribly insane. Drop it in a populated part of this world. Watch how they react to the Insanity Cube(Box)