You think, dragons like Valahun seem very powerful, but you do like your beard-its absolutely awesome- so you turn yourself into a bearded dragon! still didn't seem right... You give yourself ever-changing scales of many colours and some smaller, utterly useless and non-sentient heads. -3000 belief
Worth every penny. Wait, doesn't that put us at negative belief?
Also annoyed that the loud mouth mollusk doesn't respect the Ideology of The Transformative Guides. I'd kill him, but that would disturb our Lady. Might be best to deal with him in private discussion. That way his constant this-and-thating won't affect the other Escali, and affected Escali won't give him a sense of rightness to keep going. It should be much easier to chat with him that way. Perhaps talk to him in his dreams? Note that much easier to chat with does not mean easy. I don't even know how to begin such a conversation. I guess the key points might include that he's right to be suspicious since gods are scary, but we're nice so it's all good, that we're sworn to protect the Escali, that we're not going to make them our play thing, and that transformation is a cool and important alignment. If it's in his dreams we should be able to do silly dream things for little or no belief (Lucid dreams tend to allow free manipulation) plus he'll be slightly insane cause people are insane when they're sleeping, sort of. Not sure what the right balance is for fanciness/intrusiveness when it comes to altering the dream. Just being there might exceed the intrusiveness limit. Also don't know how to end the current conversation. Not sure if it's good to tell him we'll be entering his dream. "I think not, godling. My dreams are not to be played with. You have already done enough damage to our minds, now leave us be during the night! Oh, and your beard is stupid. We're going to worship Valahun instead and tell the Lady of the Deep that you're a creepy old pervert. Also, there is a meteorite behind you, about to crush... oh, never mind. Man, your luck sucked Organis. Nobody will miss you."