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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2011, 11:05:28 am »
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 11:05:53 am »
Registered off the IRC to suggest a name change for this: Laws of Thermodorfnamics. Yes/No/Other suggestions?
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 12:00:32 pm »
Fourteenth Dwarfen Law of Thermodynamics: Cats will always adopt the dwarf with the greatest number of friends in the fort.
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2011, 01:35:37 pm »
15th Dwarfen Law of Thermodynamics: Losing is Fun!
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2011, 01:52:31 pm »
Quote from: Moonshadow101 on August 03, 2011, 02:29:55 am
The Doctor is always at rest. 99% of the time, he's at rest because he's not needed. When he is needed, he's on break.

This is more or less like real doctors actually..
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2011, 02:18:51 pm »
Quote from: lasserith on August 03, 2011, 11:05:53 am
Registered off the IRC to suggest a name change for this: Laws of Thermodorfnamics. Yes/No/Other suggestions?

I was thinking Laws of Uristnamics
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2011, 03:30:15 pm »
16th Law of Dwarven Thermodynamics: pi is THREE.  Dorfs can't be putting up with all this silly nonsense about "irrational" numbers.  This is why you can make a perpetual-motion machine in DF - the relationship between a waterwheel's circumference and diameter is different than it is in our world.

17th Law of Dwarven Thermodynamics: The possibility that you will have the right materials for a moody dwarf is inversely proportional to the usefulness of the dwarf's mood on the outcome.  A potentially Legendary Weaponsmith is the most likely to be unable to find the right materials and go insane.

Addendum to the 17th Law: The less useful the moody dwarf's profession, the more likely they are to take more valuable and rare materials.  One of the only six adamantium wafers your fort possesses will be used to produce an artifact piccolo.

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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2011, 07:13:35 pm »
Quote from: Moonshadow101 on August 03, 2011, 02:29:55 am
The Doctor is always at rest. 99% of the time, he's at rest because he's not needed. When he is needed, he's the one injured.

Fixed that there.
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2011, 07:42:04 pm »
Dwarves will always choose to build the wall on the wrong side.
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2011, 09:14:39 pm »
Quote from: zehive on August 03, 2011, 07:42:04 pm
Dwarves will always choose to build the wall on the wrong side.

I like to think that Toady specifically programmed in a very complex Mason AI which allows them to examine a situation, determine the dumbest place to stand while doing a construction job, and then inexorably do that.

I would rename this thread but I'm not entirely sure I'd like to contribute to this little meme we've got here.
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2011, 10:12:43 pm »
Quote from: HunterBlackLuna on August 03, 2011, 09:14:39 pm
Quote from: zehive on August 03, 2011, 07:42:04 pm
Dwarves will always choose to build the wall on the wrong side.

I like to think that Toady specifically programmed in a very complex Mason AI which allows them to examine a situation, determine the dumbest place to stand while doing a construction job, and then inexorably do that.

I would rename this thread but I'm not entirely sure I'd like to contribute to this little meme we've got here.

What's the worst that could happen?
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2011, 10:22:16 pm »
The Forgotten beast Toady One has arrived! A giant toad. Beware his deadly warnings!
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2011, 12:55:24 am »
Quote from: HunterBlackLuna on August 03, 2011, 09:14:39 pm
I would rename this thread but I'm not entirely sure I'd like to contribute to this little meme we've got here.

If you have any sense of mercy please lock this thread now. I'm considering committing honorable seppuku over starting this meme.

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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2011, 02:06:41 am »
Quote from: ledgekindred on August 03, 2011, 03:30:15 pm
16th Law of Dwarven Thermodynamics: pi is THREE.  Dorfs can't be putting up with all this silly nonsense about "irrational" numbers.  This is why you can make a perpetual-motion machine in DF - the relationship between a waterwheel's circumference and diameter is different than it is in our world.

Did you know, someone in the US once actually tried to get pi legally changed to just three...
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Re: Universal Dorfen Constants
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2011, 02:16:01 am »
Quote from: ImBocaire on August 04, 2011, 12:55:24 am
Quote from: HunterBlackLuna on August 03, 2011, 09:14:39 pm
I would rename this thread but I'm not entirely sure I'd like to contribute to this little meme we've got here.

If you have any sense of mercy please lock this thread now. I'm considering committing honorable seppuku over starting this meme.

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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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