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Author Topic: Name-Letter Carrer Effect Generator  (Read 1963 times)

quinnr

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Re: Name-Letter Carrer Effect Generator
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2011, 02:30:59 am »

For those of you questioning the authenticity of it, I refer you to Toady One.

He was probably sitting in his house, and thinking of what he wanted to do. He started a forum, and came up with his username. He then thought of "a Top Research & Development Officer" and how it sounded like his username, and thus decided to start developing his own game. The end.
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Soulwynd

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Re: Name-Letter Carrer Effect Generator
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2011, 02:34:24 am »

Real name:
Present day:
a Market Research Supervisor
In history:
a Marshall

Soulwynd:
Present day:
a Sound Board Operator
In history:
a Souter

According to the Name-Letter Effect, God might consider becoming...
Present day:
a Government Affairs Director
In history:
a Goat Carriage Man

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Odin might consider becoming...
Present day:
an Optician Dispensing
In history:
an Oyster Dredger

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Thor might consider becoming...
Present day:
a Therapy Assistant Occupational
In history:
a Thatcher

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Obama might consider becoming...
Present day:
an OB/GYN Clinical Nurse
In history:
an Orrery Maker

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Jon Stewart might consider becoming...
Present day:
a Job Analyst
In history:
a Jongleur

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Jesus might consider becoming...
Present day:
a Jewelry Sales Representative
In history:
a Jersey Comber

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Santa Claus might consider becoming...
Present day:
a Sanitary Paper Sales Representative
In history:
a Sand Hog

According to the Name-Letter Effect, Michael Jackson might consider becoming...
Present day:
a Microfilm Camera Operator
In history:
a Millers Carman
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RedKing

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Re: Name-Letter Carrer Effect Generator
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2011, 06:48:30 am »

Present Day:
a Redcap (wait, what?? I should be a murderous Scottish fairy?)  :o


In history:
a Redsman or Reddsman or Redesman
(was employed in maintaining mine haulage ways)
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Rilder

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Re: Name-Letter Carrer Effect Generator
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2011, 07:50:06 am »

Full Real Name:

Present day:
Rolling Machine Setup Operator (I don't even know what that is)

In history:Rolleyway Man (maintained the underground road in the mines)
You've never heard of the roads I maintain because they are so underground.

First Name:
Present: Roofing Sales Representative
History: Roll Turner (carder of wool, cotton etc into rolls prior to spinning)

Username
Present: Risk Management Top Executive
Ripper or Rippier (one who sold fresh water fish at the markets or maker and seller of baskets)
"CARP GET YOUR MAN EATING CARP, COMES IN A CUSTOM MADE BASKET!"

Just for fun Hitler:
Present: Hotel Room Service Clerk
Past: Hillard or Hiller or Hillier (covered houses with slate; tiler)
« Last Edit: August 02, 2011, 07:55:58 am by Rilder »
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Akura

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Re: Name-Letter Carrer Effect Generator
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2011, 08:01:09 am »

Akura, in both present day and history, would be an Assayer, who checks the amount of metal in ore.

Real name, in the present day would be a Risk Management Top Exec(you know, the guys responsible for fucking over the economy). In history, I'd be what is defined as a Captain of Horse.
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