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[Sscral]

This is the grand legend of our hero, Urist McAxecrazy Peasant

Urist one day tired of the drudgery of his under-appreciated job as a woodcrafter, decided to take up his trusty battleaxe to earn himself fame and fortune!

First, he struck a mighty pose for the resident engraver. (Every hero needs an engraving.)

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After taking care of this, Urist began to wonder what a hero actually 'does', so he went to find a random cheesemaker to give him a quest.

Agak McCheesemaker : "We are plagued by a beast of the night! Go to Deathswirls the Pit of Ending and slay Evil McSlaughter the Bones of Grinding the Doom Troll!"

Urist : "Eep?"

Knowing his reputation was at stake, Urist set off for Deathswirls to slay the Doom Troll, This engraving depicts the generally held belief of what his encounter was like.

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Lets see if you can guess what happens?

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[Kilroy the Grand]

The polygon count, the textures! It is simply astounding!


(What program did you use?)

[mcshmeggy]

what is this I don't even

[JohnLukeG]

You can totally tell that those aren't real photographs.