I hate Apple, and their software ecosystem. I hate it so much.
I accepted a "Can you fix my son's laptop?" project recently. It's a 2008-ish macbook pro. surprise. Hurray.
It does not boot. Oh, it TRIES to boot, but stalls out and hangs with the progress bar at 99% after taking an hour.
Recovery partition does not boot either.
Foolish me, I say to myself, "Sure, I can just download the OSX CD image, and boot that."
NOPE-- Apple, in their *INFINITE* wisdom (cough), only distributes .DMG files. International Standards Organization? Who needs them, and their ISO9660 specification!? We're APPLE! We "Think Different!"-- We're special, and "Have Courage"!
Fuck Apple.
Oh, I found a way to convert it to an .iso, and even a way to burn the .dmg directly, but apparently it needs a dual layer DVDR. Something I am fresh out of, and walmart seems to not carry anymore.
SO, I decide, "Fuck that, I am gonna use a USB disk."
I dig around, and find I am short on USB sticks. (why? Cause people are always needing "Install media" but never bring the damn things back.) So, I dig some more. I have a SATA->USB cradle, and some SATA disks. "Perfect!"
I drop in a 250gb sata drive, and look for a suitable disk imager. Nope, you are struck with the "Apple!? HAHAHAHAHAH!! There is only TransMac. It's buyware, fuck you!" response, everywhere. (or rather, the "Create bootable USB media with Transmac on windows!!" as the **ONLY** solution discussed in the wild.
Problem? Transmac is slow as shit. Terrible. Opaque and not worth the money they are demanding. (thank goodness for functional trials.)
This is a USB3 cradle here. Not some USB 1.1 slow as molasses in january POS. It takes 4 **HOURS** to write the dmg file to the drive. Only, the mac wont see it as a bootable volume, after spending all that time.
Apple, I hate you. I hate you with a passion. This could have been solved very cleanly if you would just use industry standards, and then I could use something like Rufus to make a bootable USB device. But no. You have to be shiny plastic people, who "think different."
So--- Changing tactics.
I held down the option key at boot to get the device selection screen. It reports that the recovery partition was for OSX 10.13.3
OK, that was the factory default. I really just want to pull all the data off this thing, and redo it from scratch. Considering both the normal and recovery partitions are hosed, that seems the most reliable means of getting this POS running again. So, I am pulling that version's .dmg now. It is 4.7gb in size, so SHOULD be single-layer. (oh, how novel!)
Once I have it downloaded, I will burn it, and see if this obstinate piece of aluminum will comply with my wishes or not. So far, it has been extraordinarily non-compliant though. Why do people want these things again?