I think my email account may have been hacked. I recently got a bunch of "Undelivered Mail Returned To Sender" messages for emails that I'm sure I didn't send (for one thing, they're in Russian). I'd change my password but it's my old email from college and because I graduated over two years ago their website won't let me log into the account management utility anymore (I'm pretty sure the fact that the account is still up at all is an oversight).
I could always just close the account and get another one elsewhere, but then I would have to go through and change my contact info with everyone I know and every service I use and I'm sure that I would overlook something during that process. I could also try to contact the college to get the password changed, but that might result in the account being closed instead (unless maybe I can find some kind of short cheap one-shot course that I could take there to justify extending the time I get to stay on the account for). I could also, additionally leave a message in the saved drafts box with the header "Иди к черту, говнюк" and the contents "Отвали, мудак" (google's russian translations of the phrases "go to hell shithead" and "fuck off asshole", respectively) for them to find, but that might be a bad idea if they saved copies of any of the things that were in my sent items folder (which I've since cleared) that had personally identifying information in them.