I was confused before, he's in the boot menu. You have to pick safe mode from the boot menu options.
Well perhaps I haven't been clear enough. Here's what's happening...
When I press F8 it takes me to a black screen with white text that show info about my PC and a thing reading Press Esc For Startup Menu. Well, I press ESC but can't seem to find any way to make the PC go into safe mode from there.
That doesn't sound right. There shouldn't be ANY info about your PC in the F8 boot menu. Are you sure you're not just looking at the boot screen there? Does Esc give you the BIOS screen where you see stuff about your CPU and Hard-drives? If so, you're in the wrong place totally.
You need to click F8
after the hardware tests but just before the OS loads. It's in that split second between the hardware information on screen, but just before the windows logo appears. Do not hit ESC, just tap F8 every half a second or so. If it gets to the graphical windows loading screen, then you missed the moment where you need to click F8.
This will give you the Windows 7 boot loader where you can choose how to start windows.
You can also deliberately cause the machine to reboot/crash during windows loading (just nuke it with the power button/reset button or CTRL-ALT-DEL while windows is trying to start up). If you do that, then windows will detect that it failed to boot, and take you to the recovery screen by itself.