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[Elfeater]

You guys lose the game if everyone flees.

pfft tactical retreat this is retarded that we get the bashed at the begining and can't go out and look for the radio areas and a boss fight already is quite annoying

[Aklyon]

Tactical retreat is just a tactical retreat.
I'd meant if ya'll just flat out ran away like it had sounded like it was going to be this turn.

[Lillipad]

There are two kinds of running away, Elfeater. The running away that's actually running away in which you abandon everything and run until you're very far away from where you were. And tactical retreat in which you go somewhere safe, but fairly close to where you were.
And it doesn't really matter that you ran into this guy so soon, if you had read the original you'd know that not much can really be done during free turns until you have shovels. A lot of shovels.

[Aklyon]

Or a lot of time.
Or a portable hole, but that did not end well...
Or Heavy Weapons Guy. (or just heavy weapons in general)

[Furtuka]

And Couches! You can't forget the couches!

[Aklyon]

And Couches! You can't forget the couches!

Hail Couchgun?

[Furtuka]

Hail Couchgun!

[Lillipad]

So it's agreed upon that the trader is to be robbed of all of his/her couches and shovels once that option becomes available.

[Aklyon]

So it's agreed upon that the trader is to be robbed of all of his/her couches and shovels once that option becomes available.

You forgot couchguns if he has them (He should be here after the titan is dead)
Still have the huge list of random weapon ideas from before, btw.

[adwarf]

AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!! HAIL THE JUNK TRADER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aklyon]

AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!! HAIL THE JUNK TRADER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The junk trader who was a spy last time.

[adwarf]

AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!! HAIL THE JUNK TRADER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The junk trader who was a spy last time.

STILL ALL HAIL THEE JUNK !!!!!!!

[Aklyon]

DAY 5

The titan, having run out of blood from both lack of left arm and dual serrated back wounds, stops moving in the pass as a trader's ship lands. As you make it back to the dome, out of it comes two people; One with the typical look of a merchant trader, and the other with an air of invincibility about him, armed with an adamantium chainsword. He introduces himself as Griph as the Trader hauls out all his junk, most of it immediately being hauled off by various townspeople. The rest you can see are misc. tools, and several kinds of weapon. Having spied the titan on the way down, he proposes a trade of 5 weapons and 20 tools for the titan, left arm included.

Weapons:
Chainsword (ranged sword attack)
Tesla Rifle (possibility of chain lightning)
Super Heavy Sniper Rifle (fires miniaturized tank shells, but is quite hard to use due to the weight)
Potato Cannon (Fires Potatoes (Better than you think))

Tools:
5 shovels, 256 grenades of dubious quality, 11 couches (four of the fold-out bed kind), 17 chipped, dented, or otherwise less that optimal swords and axes, and a chainmail construction kit.

[adwarf]

5 Shovels, and 5 Dented axes

[Aklyon]

5 Shovels, and 5 Dented axes

Do you want a weapon, or are you sticking with your normal sword?