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Fniff

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Elevator
« on: July 28, 2011, 06:15:34 pm »
In an elevator, there is a 24 year old man. He just got into this elevator, and is currently waiting for your command. He shall be given a name. What is his name?
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 06:22:14 pm »
ARTHUR. KING OF THE BRITONS.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 06:26:17 pm »
Johnny the Elevator Operater
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 06:28:42 pm »
Quote from: Atomicdremora on July 28, 2011, 06:22:14 pm
ARTHUR. KING OF THE BITCHES.

that's what I read that as.

pffft.

name him John. no surname.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 06:36:05 pm »
Operative John (AKA Arthur Briton, his cover name), Johnny to his friends at Langley. You are a sleeper agent for the CIA in a certain car company that may have links to the Russian Mafiya. You "work"  in their office building. You left your car in a nearby multistory car park, on the 22nd floor. You enjoy pizza, exploitation movies and self-defense. Your favorite color is Blue.

A young couple walks into the elevator and starts chatting away. They press the floor where their car presumably is on the elevator's panel. God, you hate these kinds of couples. They just go "I love you!" and "No, I love you!" on and on and you want to murder them all in fantastical ways.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 06:40:52 pm »
> Arrive at your floor, and get in your car.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 06:42:26 pm »
>Murder them all in fantastical ways
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 06:44:07 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on July 28, 2011, 06:40:52 pm
> Arrive at your floor, and get in your car.
But that'd be boring!
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 06:45:29 pm »
The couple arrive at their floor and wander off. Thank God. You key in your floor and the elevator heads down. Finally, the elevator arrives at the twenty-second floor and the doors open. You walk out, and look around. This isn't your floor. You can't even see your car, and you parked it right in front of the elevator. You realize the car may have been stolen. Ah shit, they are going to chew you out for this. Why didn't you murder the couple in the elevator at first so this situation could have something good? Then you realized you didn't have a pool of water, fifteen thousand toasters and a very agitated elephant, so you couldn't have. Then you notice something odd.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 06:47:13 pm »
>MURDER THE ODD THING
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2011, 06:54:01 pm »
> Inspect the odd thing
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2011, 06:57:04 pm »
You feel a need to destroy this completely bizarre thing, but you can't really destroy a floor filled with cars of the exact same make, year and color. This is so... weird. Upon further inspection, each car has the exact same items in the exact same arrangement, the exact same damage, the exact same license plate and the exact same bumper stickers. Something is terribly terribly wrong here.
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 07:04:36 pm »
>Quick! Back to the Elevator!
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 07:04:54 pm »
> Pull out your gun, and shoot at each of the cars this is obviouslly an illusion if we hit the real car they all go away.
Then
Quote from: NewsMuffin on July 28, 2011, 07:04:36 pm
>Quick! Back to the Elevator!
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 07:07:46 pm »
Okay, you don't have a gun, but you can use something else. You grab a fire extinguisher from the wall and hit every car you can. Oh shit, they are all real! In fact, they all have the same wounds once you inflict them! Ah shit, ah shit! You run to the elevator, call it and rush in. You close the door. You cannot stop shaking. What the fuck was that?!
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