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Fniff

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Re: Elevator
« Reply #60 on: July 29, 2011, 08:47:36 pm »

This girl must be crazy. You must think fast, come up with a sane name. Red Diamond? Louis? Ego? No, that won't work. Wait, what about...

"Saxon Brown, I must offer my sincerest apologies, but I must get going."

You quickly stride back into the elevator then attempt to close the door. She sticks her arm in and the door automatically opens. Stupid stupid life-saving technology...

"WAIT! Listen, if you are here, then you are far too deep already, for God's sake, something is horribly wrong with this car park!"

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Re: Elevator
« Reply #61 on: July 29, 2011, 08:48:28 pm »

Edit: Damit ninja'd by the GM
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« Reply #62 on: July 29, 2011, 09:20:53 pm »

She has plot armor.
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« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2011, 09:23:00 pm »

damnit stabby no, the GM only wants statments for poeople who will take this erisouly. anywhoo  "I mave absetouly no idea what you are taking a bout, get away or  will call the cops."
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2011, 09:25:59 pm »

Ask her what she means by 'we have to get out of this car park'.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2011, 09:31:23 pm »

"Okay, calm down you crazy-- I mean, special woman. Now, explain what you mean by "We Have To Get Out Of This Car Park" or the police will arrive."

"Listen, this place is wrong. When you try to go find your car, you end up on these floors where reality doesn't even make sense. Like, maybe everything is red or all the cars are made of flesh or something! I can't explain it properly! Listen, can I just stick with you a while? Please?"

Oh God, she is making the exact same face that certain idiots made when you were a shop clerk and people wanted you to make a discount for them. Pitiful. But so... cute, in a way.


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« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2011, 09:35:20 pm »

Do a quick search of the cars and see if you notice anything strange about them. If not, wait for the police.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2011, 09:41:28 pm »

meh, she can stay. try to do the one thing you were good at in gym class, rope climbing
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« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2011, 09:47:16 pm »

Okay, she can stay. She probably would help a bit. Plus, it might pay off. Maybe the men in white coats might give you a bit of cash just for finding her. First, though, you decide to check the cars. Most of them seem fine, but when you look under the hood the engines aren't there. That's sort of odd. You go back in the elevator and open up the top hatch. Hey, there is a rope up there! You grab the rope, and get up the elevator. Suddenly, your viewpoint changes. You are grabbing the woman's leg, and you are in the elevator again.

"See! This isn't a normal place!"

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Re: Elevator
« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2011, 09:48:23 pm »

Go find the stairs.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2011, 09:51:34 pm »

flip the fuck out and then go to the ground floor.
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« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2011, 09:56:57 pm »

Well, elevators are evil. That's good enough. The stairs, however, are still innocent. Sanity reigns on the stairs. To the stairs! You manage to find them! You go down them... And end up at the top of the stairwell. Okay, something surreal and supernatural is going on.

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« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2011, 09:59:13 pm »

>Dig through the wall.
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« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2011, 10:39:09 pm »

Keep a calm demeanor, but panic hysterically on the inside. Take out your cellphone and call a close friend. Surely there's a solution to this from the outside (and surely the phone will work). After all, this can't be happening. It's just too crazy. When that fails, struggle to retain composure, making up possibilities in your head of what's happening (ie big prank, karma, bad dream due to poor diet, ect) After this, ask the lady what she's doing here, how she got here, and how long she's been here. Make sure to make yourself comfortable on something while you discuss.
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« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2011, 11:44:34 pm »

Keep a calm demeanor, but panic hysterically on the inside. Take out your cellphone and call a close friend. Surely there's a solution to this from the outside (and surely the phone will work). After all, this can't be happening. It's just too crazy. When that fails, struggle to retain composure, making up possibilities in your head of what's happening (ie big prank, karma, bad dream due to poor diet, ect) After this, ask the lady what she's doing here, how she got here, and how long she's been here. Make sure to make yourself comfortable on something while you discuss.
this it is the best course of action but remeber our little friend mister dead CIA agent? yes sure you do I say we stay some where safe in case the thing that ate him is still a little peckish
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