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Author Topic: Elevator  (Read 3852 times)

Fniff

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Re: Elevator
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2011, 10:57:00 am »
You slowly enter the car and check for anything out of the ordinary. Nothing at all. This is brilliant. You get in, and start it up. It doesn't even make a noise. Confused, you go and check the engine. There isn't one. You have been duped yet again! This stupid car park... okay, if it isn't going to abide by the sane rules of reality, you are leaving! You walk down the ramp leading to the previous floor, but somehow end up on the same floor you were attempting to leave. YOU HATE THIS PLAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Heron TSG

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Re: Elevator
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2011, 11:49:57 am »
>Use laser eyes to melt the car.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2011, 01:10:20 pm »
>Find a crowbar or other heavy object.
>THAT FUCKING CAR. DESTROY IT.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2011, 02:05:59 pm »
>Push Car out of the park.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2011, 02:46:57 pm »
Go back to elevator and press every button.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2011, 05:10:30 pm »
You push the car towards the exit. It rolls down it and ends up on the other side.  You wish you had laser eyes, because goddammit... ah well. You grab a fire extinguisher and go to goddamn town on the car. It is soon a complete wreck, and you haven't really solved anything. Suddenly, you hear the elevator arrive. A man in a suit walks out.

You are now the guy in the suit.

Goddammit, you don't have time for this. Alright, what's your name? Make it quick, you really have to find your car. It's running late already.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2011, 05:29:51 pm »
>Pull out our gun and shoot the crazy lady armed with the hydrant.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2011, 06:18:45 pm »
>Jacqué Acord
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« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2011, 06:22:23 pm »
Your name is Jacqué Acord, Canadian born of a French immigrant family who clawed his way to the top of a highly sucessful car company. There has been some reports of corruption in your company, but no-one has exposed you... Yet. Your favorite color is Green. The woman is staring at you.

"Hey, who are you?"
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2011, 06:31:46 pm »
>Reply: "I am your father"
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2011, 07:29:14 pm »
>Reply: With bullets.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2011, 07:33:56 pm »
Listen, can you guys make some sane commands? I just wanna get this moving along.
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« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2011, 07:35:36 pm »
Tell her our name is Saxon Brown (she doesn't have to know who we really are). We are a sly character now, and will not make mention of the wrecked car. This woman is obviously insane, and acting alarmed would only get us killed. Put on a nice-guy face, pretend to not be a sociopath, and apologize to the lady that you cannot stay and chat. If she lets us go, GO.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2011, 08:39:58 pm »
Reply: with a fire extinguisher.
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Re: Elevator
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2011, 08:42:13 pm »
>Reply: "Jacqué Acord, I must offer my sincerest apologies, but I have no time for chit-chat." Then proceed to leave.
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