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[UltraValican]

Wait a cotton picking minute here!

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Ramza the protagonist of the orginal fft

Now lets have a look at our protagonist.

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Coincidence!?

[Taricus]

Well, I think we know who the invisible/missing dad is

[IronyOwl]

Marche has a nose, they're clearly unrelated.

Jacob works for a name, though.

[Burnt Pies]

Be the Ninja: Dual-Wield snowballs.

[Taricus]

The nose could be his mothers

[adwarf]

The nose could be his mothers

But which FFT character has a nose 

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: What do ya mean he has no nose? :P (click to show/hide)

[warhammer651]

Spoiler: What do ya mean he has no nose? :P (click to show/hide)

I think they were talking about the other guy not having a nose.

Also: Tell me that isn't a sword he's got there.

[adwarf]

I love this game especially end game when I have all the unique characters, and can tear through most random encounters in a couple of turns (Seriously when you get the unique characters throw away everyone else as they are all useless then)

[adwarf]

Babus is the best mage you cna get he can crush almost any enemy in two turns.

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: What do ya mean he has no nose? :P (click to show/hide)

I think they were talking about the other guy not having a nose.

Also: Tell me that isn't a sword he's got there.

1.bluh *face palm* darn it

2. I have absolutely no idea

[Bluerobin]

It's a sword.

Edit: Looked it up to see if it ever actually shows up in game. Apparently it only appears in the Bishop spell "Judge" as far as I can tell. It looks like people think it's the Judge's sword.

[NRDL]

Just do the most hilarious thing possible.  I haven't played this game, so i don't exactly what the funniest option is. 

[blackmagechill]

Wait, I thought you were friends with Mewt? And he's on our team!
Jacob, this is basic human nature to assault the weak. You probably wouldn't understand.
....Alright, whatever works. I'm going to throw at the other team though.


Ouch...

(Oh thank god it missed please don't notice please don't notice)
Hey! Douche bag! That one missed!
I...I'm sorry, I'll try to get hit next time.



You threw at him! again! Why?
(Okay, you've backed yourself into a hole in your logic...damn! There's only about two ways out of this...)
I need some space, okay? It's just moving in together was a big step and I'm starting to have second thoughts, and there's a whole lot of stuff going on at work and-
What the fuck are you talking about?
(It works every time.)

Hey... where's my lunch money?
(Oh shit....)

(Okay, just stab and run, stab, and run, just like dad taught you..)

YAHHH!

I'm bleeding! Look what you did you made me bleed! I'm going to die! *overly loud sobbing sounds*

Bullshit!


What? No, Jacob stabbed him! It's the red thing from the school mailbox! I can show you where he broke it even, you gotta believe me!!!
Teacher:Violence and bloodshed I can handle, but lying? I think I'll be talking you're mother!
What? No! He's lying, come on!

Since the next update is going to be scenes, you guys can have suggestions for dialogue and char development like Jacob: Have a cocaine problem, or whatever. I'll cherry pick the good ones though, so may the best suggestor influence the story!

[Taricus]

Newt's dad happens to be the crazy guy with all the explosives and flamethrowers (It explains why we're acting nice to him )