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JTH

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When it says "Legendary"...
« on: July 27, 2011, 10:13:24 pm »

...it really means it!

My current fort is the longest lasting fort by far at several years and its worth is just under 2 million and rising. The metal rich mountain and magma filled volcano help out with that. This also marks my first military with more than five dorfs as well as the first attacks from FBs and Titans. This is a story about two dorfs who earned themselves royalty-tier tombs.

The first person I added to my military was a sturdy dorf named Ber. Ber already had some experience on the field and had a preference for swords so I gave him the only masterwork iron sword in the whole fortress. I made him a full set of armor of iron as I hadn't struck flux to make steel yet. With my fort decked out with cage traps, ambushes were ended not with blood, but with the goblins stuffed into cages. After disarming the green bastards I'd stick them in a small room with Ber, link it up, and pull a lever to have him cut them up. At one point I even had Ber fight one with a willow training sword. The gobbo got his brains splattered after fifty pages of combat and Ber became a Legendary Fighter and Sworsdwarf.

I felt that, at this early stage, Ber would be a match for any force, but I held him from fighting ambushes so I could get more "training dummies". Unfortunately, Ber was pretty impulsive and ran out to fight two archers later. He suffered a dented upper body for his trouble, though he got the last laugh as he beat them to death with only his shield. The dent didn't seem to have any detrimental effects and he went on. Later I felt another was needed and began training Sid, a hammerdwarf in the fine art of smashing limbs. By the time Sid became Proficient was the point that the first FB would show up.

Reb Nigular was a huge scorpion with deadly venom and after wandering the caverns a bit, made a beeline for my stairs, but Ber was there to meet it. Ber got a quick strike to its abdomen and one of its six legs before they stalemated. They fought for a whole dwarfmonth, Reb knocking Ber over several times, but doing no damage. Ber would cut its legs when he got the chance and before long the beast was fighting with a broken mandible, three broken legs, and its tail cut off. When all but one of its legs were useless, it struck. It charged Ber, but Ber's last attack left him vulnerable. It smashed into Ber's lower body, making him fall, but he kept fighting. He didn't stand due to a broken lower spine, though I hadn't figured this out at the time. I sent Sid to help finish and after a brief struggle Reb fell.

After lying in a hospital bed for a season Ber got up. The tearing had healed, but the bruising of his lower spine would stay with him. He could no longer walk, but he was happy despite this. He wouldn't let it beat him. He slid out of bed and dragged himself to a well to clean himself. Now Ber drags himself to training and fights Titans lying down. Except now he has comrades and a shiny set of steel full-plate and a masterwork steel sword. After he got out of bed despite his broken spine, I named him "Bear" for his awesome.

The other amazing soldier was Aban, a Marksdwarf that came in my seventh immigrant wave. She already knew a fair deal about fighting and I knew I needed more than a crippled legend to fight off sieges. To train her I'd make a pit and fill it with cages of goblins before pulling the lever and letting her shoot bolt after bolt at them. Around the time she reached proficiency, my first Titan reared its single ugly eye. A towering Cyclops stood at the edge of my map before shooting for my entrance. I panicked, being unprepared for a Titan attack so soon after a fire-blob FB had melted four of my civillians including a Legendary Mason named Rockmind who was part of the founding 7. I gave the order to attack, but noticed only Aban leaving the fort. The others were all suiting up. Aban was alone.

"She's doomed" I thought and ordered her back to the fort, but she strode on to face the one-eyed monstrosity. Not more than ten paces away did Aban being to fire upon the beast and almost immediately it was upon her. It tried kicking her, but she dodged. Then it grabbed her and lifted her into the air. Aban was shaken for a moment, but steeled herself. She drew back a mighty leather-gloved fist and it rocketed into the Cyclops's stomach. [It looks sick!] Aban had seen plenty of fights at this point and I noticed something about her. She hates stomachs. The first chance she gets, she'll literally pump her enemy's guts full of iron. She freed her crossbow arm and pointed it at the surprised Cyclops. She probably said a witty one-liner before she fired the bolt right into its lower intestine. [It looks even more sick!] It let her go and doubled over. It kept vomiting and retching as it tried to crawl away from this monstrous midget, but she shot its leg. It fell over from the pain and Aban walked over to it. She fired five arrows into its legs to make sure it would get away and started using it for target practice until my Captain of the Guard showed up and stole her kill.

Now Aban's the captain of her own squad of four Adept Marksdwarves. Even though history will say that the Captain had killed the beast, I'd know who was the real hero. I nicknamed Aban "Robin" after this feat of violence.

Both Bear and Aban now have tombs engraved by legendary engravers right next to the barracks. Their tombs are made out of their favorite metals: Electrum and Silver respectively.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 10:24:22 pm »

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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 10:27:19 pm »

Wow. Very nice. Got to love Dwarf Fortress for its crazy stories, right?
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 10:40:57 pm »

Minor nitpick: a Cyclops is a semi-megabeast, not a titan. Titans are just forgotten beasts that live on the surface (and exist in very small numbers) and are named according to their region of origin (e.g. "marsh titan", "hill titan", "ocean titan", etc.).
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 11:34:08 pm »

Minor nitpick: a Cyclops is a semi-megabeast, not a titan. Titans are just forgotten beasts that live on the surface (and exist in very small numbers) and are named according to their region of origin (e.g. "marsh titan", "hill titan", "ocean titan", etc.).

Thanks, I checked the wiki like a minute after I wrote the post so please forgive. The cyclops showed up in place of an actual Titan that had attacked me earlier, but my computer crashed so I had to re-do a whole season. The titan that time was basically a glass elephant that was brought down with no casualties and minimal injuries because all four of my guys ganked it as it tried to tear down my Trade Depot.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 12:09:08 am »

You have to admire the spirit of the dwarfs sometimes.

"Your spine is broken Urist McSwordwarf. You will never walk again."

"Oh, is that it Urist McDoctor? I have to get back to training."

Epic.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 02:08:58 am »

Some Rhesus Maqaques unholy beasts from the pits of hell showed up just after my craftsdwarves started building my solid gold road. I feared they'd take some of the bars of precious metal (I don't really give a shit, I've got tons of the stuff and nothing useful to make out of it) so I sent Aban and his marksdwarves after them. One of the dwarves didn't seem to know how to shoot at something so he's just running around scaring the things. I got bored after I didn't see blood so I checked the reports. Aban was fighting one so I checked. He ran up, tried to club it with the crossbow, but missed. Then he collided with it before punching it in the head, smashing the skull into the brain and killing it instantly. I'm thinking of naming him "Bang" after a certain scarfed ninja and giving him a red scarf. He's just about epic enough.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 08:59:29 am »

Aban was just waiting for the Cyclops to lift her to a reasonable shooting height.

"Oi. Now I kin reach yer stomach ye awful thing."  KAPOW
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 07:24:33 pm »

Aban was just waiting for the Cyclops to lift her to a reasonable shooting height.

"Oi. Now I kin reach yer stomach ye awful thing."  KAPOW

The cyclops keels over, dropping the dwarf. I had an image of a proud dwarf standing over a cyclops, greasing the crossbow, letting out a sigh of relief and pride.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 11:48:18 pm »

Aban's got a fair few screws loose, it wouldn't be unlikely she has a fetish for that kind of stuff. She was a bit too happy after she shot it in the stomach for the third time.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2011, 12:12:25 am »

Minor nitpick: a Cyclops is a semi-megabeast, not a titan. Titans are just forgotten beasts that live on the surface (and exist in very small numbers) and are named according to their region of origin (e.g. "marsh titan", "hill titan", "ocean titan", etc.).
isnt it only one titan per biome?  as in there is only one "marsh titan" in the entire world... only one "mountain titan", etc, etc..?
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2011, 12:24:08 am »

Aban's got a fair few screws loose, it wouldn't be unlikely she has a fetish for that kind of stuff. She was a bit too happy after she shot it in the stomach for the third time.

You're lucky. My most recent baron had a fetish for chopping people's appendages off. Hands, feet, he'd tantrum repeatedly and chop something off of someone. And of course he was never prosecuted for it, being the baron as well as the militia commander (hence the axe involved in said incidents). He always called them fist fights, too, which showed that he at least was a good politician with proficiency in the art of slant.

Sadly, Geshud the Impaler ended up going melancholy and dying due to his continual depression, ending a very entertaining period in my fortress. Destroyed a lot of jobs too, since I've got way too many doctors now.
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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2011, 06:53:59 am »

isnt it only one titan per biome?  as in there is only one "marsh titan" in the entire world... only one "mountain titan", etc, etc..?

nope, one of my adventurer has killed atleast 3 hill giants and 4 desert titans. though that was in a large world.
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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2011, 05:39:45 am »

A siege came knocking at my door not long ago. With too few dwarves, I enlisted several noobies and set them to work in my newly crafted Danger Room. I didn't have the luxury of picking out the genetically best dwarves, but what I got was tooth and nails domination. Within two dwarfmonths I raised a small army of about 4 elite marksdwarves, 3 swordsmasters, 3 hammerlords(one macelord, but same thing), and 2 axelords. All had well-crafted steel armor as I knew the fight ahead would be a deadly one. Since all but one of the trolls had managed to so graciously place themselves in cages, the rest was relatively easy, however. The only real casualty was my Macelord commander Reg. Reg had managed to break his right hand and was laying almost on the edge of the map unconscious from the pain. I was wary of ambushes and had one choice dwarf make the trip to fetch him.

Unfortunately, the danger was not over. Another, even more fearsome siege befell my humble fortress. The siege before held about twenty units overall, but this army contained at least fifty enemies. Among them were several more elite units, come to take back their Elite Crossbowman who I had captured as he tried commanding his army through my front door. They were nothing when I saw something even more peculiar. Ivil was a beast told only in legend, but it was accompanying these things to my doorstep. Ivil was an Elk, warped and twisted into a relatively human shape. It was raggedy and looked ancient. Its hairs seemed matted down with some disgusting essence, no doubt a deadly poison. It told its army to surround the compound and they obeyed.

My army ran straight form Ivil's squad of mounted pikesgoblins, though I told them to stay inside until a better plan was hatched. All of the mounts seemed strange, however. Dizzy and sick, before I noticed that Ivil was billowing out clouds of a white vapor. Ivil was crippling his own squad, perhaps on purpose. The delirious mounts were dispatched quickly as my entire force rained hell upon them. Corpses littered every which way until Ivil was only left. He stood there as my dwarves stared him down, but he seemed to have no weapons. My dwarves, warily, walked away to fight other, more important foes. Ivil may have been more important than they thought, but only time will tell.

Three casualties added to the pool. Rigoth, a legendary swordsmaster, had head out alone to face a ten-goblin lasher squad - and it's elite lasher leader. I did not witness his fight, but I saw the aftermath. The corpses of all, including the leader littered the plateau. Rigoth lay there, bleeding from everywhere those whips could reach. He laughed despite the blood flooding his lungs and stared into the raining clouds that had moved overhead. Apparently, with his final moments he drank his last portion of Dwarven Ale he brought as rations. His final thought before he died was "Had a legendary drink."

Second was Ber, or "Bear." He had gone back to base for rations as the battle wore on when he was attacked by six trolls and two swordsgoblins. He fought valiantly and held his own for very long. He dragged his cripple body towards the entrance in an attempt to capture them in the cage traps, but he was simply too slow. The surrounded him and despite cutting off the legs and arm of one of the trolls and maiming another, he was cornered. He was beaten until he couldn't breath before his death came from a single copper arrow. Aban, now a close comrade of Ber, had started running back to grab ammo when she saw. Ber looked at her with blood all over his face before he gave her a nod and took of his helmet. In the next moment, Ber was dead. Aban ran past the trolls and they chased. She ran and jumped over to the cage traps and, as the fools that they are, every last one of them was captured. Aban was sure their deaths would be slow. Death by firing squad, herself leader, using the bones of their brethren as bolts. She was sure of it.

Third was Obok, the leader of my squad of hammerdwarves. I realized his plight when I noticed a circle of goblins around a single dwarf. Obok was fighting an entire squad of axe-goblins. He blocked almost every strike that came his way, though he was heavily wounded. He fought for half a dwarfmonth before Aban arrived, no bolts in hand. She raced forward and tackled the master axeman. It would try to strike, but she'd block and bludgeon him with her masterwork steel crossbow. She beat him and smacked him and struck him and he couldn't land a single blow. She beat his head in just as one of Obok's subordinates rushed in and broke the formation of goblins. He and Aban made short work of the goblins, striking their heads with ease and killing them instantly. When they went back to Obok, they didn't know what to do. He was alive, but every limb was gone except for his right arm, still clutching his favorite hammer. With his last breath, Obok ordered them north. Someone needed saving more than him. It was his time. Obok died of blood loss shortly after, his final mood: "Ecstatic".

That "someone" was Reg. Eight trolls seemed to be converged near the edge of the mountain, trying to pound at him. They were all trying desperately to dispatch Reg, unconscious, but still clothed in full masterwork steel plate He had survived for over a dwarfmonth being beaten by savages and constantly strangled. Zulgar, Obok's subordinate, and Aban rushed into the preoccupied trolls. All of them were exhausted from beating the wall of metal that was Reg and were dispatched quickly. Reg stayed unconscious and as Zulgar tried to carry him back, Reg died. The trolls had collapsed his windpipe with their incessant strangling and he died in his sleep, never knowing just how long he had kept those trolls at bay.

The siege has now ended, Ivil had stolen away to someplace far from here and the stragglers either escaped or were dispatched by my remaining military. Three more tombs are to be carved out of the mountain near the barracks. Ber already had one ready, but Reg, Rigoth, and Obok deserve just as much. I am reluctant to open the outside to the civilians for fear of further ambushes, but after that, I doubt the bastards would be able to try. The mayor is demanding fine pewter and I'm searching for tin for the dumbass. He'll be voted out soon for sure. Now we await the Elven Caravan for wood and booze. I should also buy clothes, as almost all the fort has fairly worn clothes.

Aban has now earned many new names. "Troll-beater" for smashing in three trolls' heads in the span of a moment, "Axe-crusher" for defeating an axelord with only her humble crossbow, and "Leader" as with Ber gone, Aban is now the new leader of her military. She isn't the commander, a job fit for pencil pushers, but she is one who will go out into the thick and fight with her dignity. With an even more battle-hardened military of (then twelve, now eight) dwarves I am confident that any attack can be bested. No titan will claim our home as a playground and no Forgotten Beast will torment our tunnels. I will train up new dwarves to make up for the loss of manpower, but nothing can come close to the losses we've faced. Friends were slain and moods were low, but with the outside now open for travel, the dwarves pick up the remnants of battle. The dwarves will soon be as happy as they were before the siege, and all will return to normal once more, but all will remember that in Spring of the year 131, a group of dwarves not much larger than a single squad bested two armies of vileness.


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Re: When it says "Legendary"...
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2011, 01:15:18 pm »

Damn. That's pretty epic.

I have to say, I really hope I have a story like that to tell some day.

Long live Dwarf Fortress.
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