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Author Topic: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?  (Read 20020 times)

elf-fondling human

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The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« on: July 26, 2011, 11:38:07 pm »
What would you make of this? It looks like Mr. Silver is putting the moves on mademoiselle Gold, to me.

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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 11:44:01 pm »
When you see it, you can't unsee it...
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 11:48:48 pm »
Dont mine those out! And add some electrum children....
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Quote from: RedWick on July 27, 2011, 05:32:20 am
Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 12:28:29 am »
Quote from: Number4 on July 26, 2011, 11:48:48 pm
Dont mine those out! And add some electrum children....

And you'll kill those children and smelt them down into bars so you can sate your mayor's electrum fetish
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 12:31:19 am »
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 12:45:44 am »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 12:31:19 am
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?

+ Magma Smelter = One bar of Dwarven Heaven.
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Quote from: LemonFrosted on July 07, 2011, 11:20:19 am
Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Quote from: RedWick on July 27, 2011, 05:32:20 am
Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 12:46:36 am »
That? Fucking rocks.
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 01:28:33 am »
Made me ore-gasm
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 03:39:56 am »
dwarf fortress, where minerals are what makes the day.
and they immediately become un-safe for work material.
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 04:36:17 am »
wow mineral sex
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 04:54:51 am »
I was trying to work out which part of Mr. Gold that large seam under the silver is, until I noticed roughly where it was on his body...

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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 05:32:20 am »
Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

That's...

I...

WAT?!
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 06:14:26 am »
I love this game..
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 07:02:22 am »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 12:31:19 am
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?

In a Dwarf Fortress that's a slow day.  It's not exciting till you involve magma, screw pumps and an elf queen chained in a sealed room with a hatch connected to the aforementioned magma and pumps.
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Re: The gold and silver veins are making baby precious metals!?
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 07:17:23 am »
This made my day.

Quote from: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 12:31:19 am
Electrum, pedophilia, and necrophilia at the same time!?
This in particular, simply because it's so siggable.
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