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Truean

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How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« on: July 26, 2011, 09:23:31 pm »
This thread is to post your favorite messed up children things.

Don't post dirty things. This means stuff that isn't allowed under the rules here on the site.

Whatever this is, is a prime example of messed up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM
He has got to be total nightmare fuel for a little kid....

Granted, it is hilarious, but the whole begging not to be eaten thing :P....
Sidenote, someone needs to make him as a monster for DF. :P
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 01:58:55 am »
I could always reference the Disney movies, but that's nothing original.

The most ridiculous one I know is some UK/Aus/etc. children's show (which may or may not be fake) that apparently had an episode written by disgruntled writers. There were a lot of seemingly innocent sexual innuendo lines ("So, kids, next time you're bored, talk to your friend and ask them to play with your balls!").

Forget the link though, and my current internet can't load Youtube, so, yeah.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 02:50:01 am »
Chaoswizkid but you're thinking of the Twangers episode of Rainbow. I'm really sorry to ruin it for you but it was never meant for public consumption but instead as part of a "Christmas Tape" where out-takes and other sketches were recorded for staff enjoyment. You can read more about it on Wikipedia here. Apparently the type of humour comes from Rainbow having been made by the same people as the Carry On films.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 02:57:28 am »
That watership down movie was pretty messed up...
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 03:00:44 am »
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 04:56:49 pm »
O dear God. That Noseybonk guy is only about a step or two below the pale man on the messed-up-o-meter.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 05:18:56 pm »
This scarred a generation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyCBrRuG_GQ
This scarred the following generation (but possibly improved dental hygiene): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOJo73IGpfE
(complete original version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ6CBTmbftw )
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 05:23:10 pm »
Quote from: Sir Finkus on July 27, 2011, 02:57:28 am
That watership down movie was pretty messed up...
That movie was awesome. Thanks for reminding about it; gotta watch it again sometime and probably read the book too.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 05:27:15 pm »
Leguman weird and creepy. I don't know exactly who though it was a good idea.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 05:34:58 pm »
Talking about scary children shows, there was this Finnish show with a giant that has been numerous times in my nightmares. Never once was more shown than his feet, but it was scary enough.

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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 08:52:33 pm »
Quote from: Phmcw on July 27, 2011, 05:27:15 pm
Leguman weird and creepy. I don't know exactly who though it was a good idea.

I'm sorry, but that is not creepy, that is hilarious. I laughed so hard I cried. The music is the best part.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 11:41:13 pm »
O dear god, there's more of him, an entire series. Apparently his name is "Carl:"  :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRKv6UCFDVk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlVrTQheCPM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Gvo-iwndY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZaGKvtmVQk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrgLNt5jiPg&feature=related

He seriously just eats things, cute things as a rule that don't deserve it. :P

He even eats the puppy and the old man contestant (who supposedly was never going to be eaten no matter the answer) when the old guy gets the question right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZaGKvtmVQk&feature=related

That means he's just there to say to heck with everyone and eat people and cute animals no matter what. Nevermind that the game show is wagering cute thing's lives, the monster doesn't care and he's gonna eat something no matter what and it might be you! :P If he does eat you, then the game show host will never stop laughing the whole time....

Disney Channel no less.... Hehehehehe....
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 11:57:53 pm »
This... Here... Plays at 7:30 each night on the Channel Southencross Ten (Free to Air) here in australia...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeoU0_8PNZ8

Watch the 'Fireman's' face...
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 12:04:36 am »
For less "nightmare inducing" and more "holy crap this is depressing" example, Making Fiends.

It's a cartoon derived from a web original (which I loved), but when they made it into TV episodes, I get the feeling that the creator was having a breakdown. Links are in order of D:

I had to watch some ponies afterward to cheer me up.
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Re: How on earth did they ever show that to kids???!(Clean but messed up things)
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 01:56:07 am »
A lot of the time if a child's old enough to comprehend it, they're old enough to watch it and will probably enjoy it (because children are sadistic f*ckers). If not, there's no harm in having them watch it since they won't comprehend it but will probably still watch it because of all the pretty colours.

Like a lot of the adult jokes in The Simpsons or The Animaniacs. Fingerprints, anyone?
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