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Author Topic: You are damned! (Life 2)  (Read 2185 times)

Supercharazad

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You are damned! (Life 2)
« on: July 26, 2011, 12:45:07 pm »

...
Hello.

Your life is over.
You're dead

Anyways, congrats.
You're damned

HOW TO PLAY:
1: Vote on actions. If it's a tie then I use random.org.
2: You WILL die often, and you go straight back to the start when you do.
3: Each triumph or death you have causes the story to progress. You'll learn important things. I won't spoil it. The story stays if you die, and progresses again from that point.
4: Deaths bring up bad memories, triumphs bring up good memories.


Anyway, you're in a room, with a man in a suit, sucking on a long pipe. You feel sore everywhere and you have a MASSIVE headache.
What do you do?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 02:34:36 pm by Supercharazad »
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Ottofar

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Re: You are damned! (Life 1)
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 12:50:36 pm »

>Eat Man

ragnarok97071

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Re: You are damned! (Life 1)
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 12:53:02 pm »

"Why Hello, my good man. Have you seen my clothes? And possibly my hangover pills?"
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Re: You are damned! (Life 1)
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 01:21:59 pm »

> examine self
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Supercharazad

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Re: You are damned! (Life 1)
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 01:58:20 pm »

You decide to try and eat the man, but you go right through him, you hit your head off the floor.

HA! Idiot mortals.

He walks up to you, and takes a bite of you in return. You notice that your are missing a head.

Congrats, you are DEAD

Life 2:

I'll excuse that little disobedience for now, soon you'll learn how things work around here.
You're in a room, with a man in a suit, sucking on a long pipe. You feel sore everywhere and you have a MASSIVE headache, along with a searing pain across your neck, in a ring.
What do you do?



MEMORY: Bad...
You... you see your funeral. There are no mourners, and your body was burnt in a fire. You feel sad. Why did nobody mourn you? Where are your friends? Where are your family?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 02:00:07 pm by Supercharazad »
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are damned! (Life 1)
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2011, 02:04:26 pm »

excuse politely for misunderstanding, and
> ask questions about location, rules, who is the Man, etc...
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EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are damned! (Life 1)
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2011, 02:05:10 pm »

>"Where am I?"
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Supercharazad

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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 02:39:20 pm »

You ask Him where you are.

You don't know? You HONESTLY don't know? *sigh* I guess it's to be expected with all those neo-hipsters and googologists.

You're in HELL, my dear fellow.


He stabs you in the gut with a pirchfork. It hurts like a bitch.

It does doesn't it?

WHAT? How does he know what we're thinking?

I can read your thoughts. I am a deity, you know!
Anyways, let's show you the grand tour:


He brings you to a room full of people chained over hot fires, with crows pecking out their livers.

This is the torture chamber.

He brings you to a place that looks like a cellblock.

These are your quarters

He picks you up and, with inhuman strength, throws you into a cell. You hear your bones crunch, and know that you've broken most of them.

Enjoy.

He closes the cell door.

What do you do?
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Furtuka

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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 02:44:32 pm »

>Examine Cell
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2011, 02:50:00 pm »

> observe surroundings
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EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 02:55:26 pm »

>Examine the cell
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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2011, 03:12:14 pm »

You examine your cell. You find a note, it reads:

"I'm writing this, before they drag me back there. They thought they could stop us from getting out, they were wrong. It's going to end soon. I heard the gaurds talking about it. They say that it's going to be ended in less than a year. By then, maybe he'll come down here and fix it. Mybe he'll save us. I doubt it...
If you're reading this, then don't give up. Eventually they'll come and take you away for your turn, don't give in. Remember your childhood, your happy memories..."

MEMORY: Good!

You remember your first day at school. The other children made you feel welcome on your first day, and the teachers were kind and loving...


What do you do?
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Furtuka

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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2011, 03:15:16 pm »

>Don't give up
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Ottofar

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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2011, 03:20:11 pm »

>Carry on my wayward son

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Re: You are damned! (Life 2)
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2011, 03:20:37 pm »

>never surrender!
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