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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 465743 times)

Atarlost

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Why does this thread exist?

Because, on July 22, 2011, Elisebambi was bored.

Why have my dwarves stopped gathering sand?
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Why does this thread exist?

Because, on July 22, 2011, Elisebambi was bored.

Why have my dwarves stopped gathering sand?

They ran out of bags and canceled the job; or, they can't path to the sand gathering area; or, they can't path to the glassmaker's workshop where the "gather sand" job is/was queued; or, plants grew on the designated sand gathering area and so they think it's not sand anymore.

Why won't my dwarves cook a whole bag of seeds together, instead picking up one. seed. at a time.
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I used to work on Modest Mod and Plant Fixes.

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I've got a weaver in a Macabre mood. He is standing next to a clothier's shop, not claiming it. I've removed his burrow restrictions. Pretty much every other workshop also exists, so I really don't know why he won't claim something.
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If all else fails, use DFhack's showmood to see what he wants.

Also, this isn't what this thread is for.

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If all else fails, use DFhack's showmood to see what he wants.

Also, this isn't what this thread is for.

Isn't it?

Thanks ; I don't have DFhack installed but I might consider it...
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Why won't my dwarves cook a whole bag of seeds together, instead picking up one. seed. at a time.
They came from different plants, so mixing them together would create an inconsistency in the food texture. Beards are picky when it comes to that.

They're swapped to disk to keep framerates acceptable. When the player isn't around they don't need to be actually simulated in any detail and can safely exist.
What's a 'disk'? Is it like an enchanted slab of some kind?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Nobody asked a question, so: How do dwarves eat one chopped up seed as a meal and not starve to death?

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Because it's a meal

Why do dwarves dig large areas in away that results in multiple injuries/deaths?
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TheFlame52

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Because they have to do what you say.

Why do dwarves get really fat in forts?

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Why do dwarves get really fat in forts?
Tallow roasts.
Why are some dwarves WAY too small for a dwarf?
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Cultural assimilation through conquest.
Sure, got a few unburied corpses lying around

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There parents didn't put them thru DCC


Why is the dwarven diet so unbalanced
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Bumber

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Nobody asked a question, so: How do dwarves eat one chopped up seed as a meal and not starve to death?
I guess I'm Nobody.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 09:22:33 pm by Bumber »
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

NESgamer190

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@Dwarven diet being unbalanced:  What are ye talkin' about?  Rum's the way to go with any diet, followed by plump helmet...

Why in the world did the goblins think 7 human recruits, two human crossbowmen, and one goblin lasher with a lack of armor was a good idea?
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They lack brain matter to think on those types of things
 
Why dont dwarves worship ARMOK?
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Why dont dwarves worship ARMOK?
They haven't heard the good word yet.

What's a 'disk'? Is it like an enchanted slab of some kind?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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