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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475717 times)

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4200 on: July 03, 2015, 12:33:42 am »
Memetic mutation, mainly.

Why is the obsidian stuff magma crabs shoot considered fat for stockpiling porpoises.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4201 on: July 03, 2015, 05:40:22 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on July 03, 2015, 12:33:42 am
Memetic mutation, mainly.

Why is the obsidian stuff magma crabs shoot considered fat for stockpiling porpoises.
Because dwarves consider everything in the 'glob' state of matter to be practically the same thing. (I thought they shot molten basalt.)

Why are there no beard FBs?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4202 on: July 03, 2015, 10:02:04 am »
Because they have formed a symbiotic relationship with Dwarves. The beard FB gets any food/drink the Dwarf spills (which is a lot) and the Dwarf gets a luxuriant beard which can sometimes strangle enemies.

How can Elven horses carry elephants in caravans?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4203 on: July 03, 2015, 11:37:55 am »
The elves gave them some drugs. Some really nice drugs.

Why dont elves just bring you more animals instead of fucking cloth and wooden gear?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4204 on: July 03, 2015, 12:44:58 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 03, 2015, 11:37:55 am
The elves gave them some drugs. Some really nice drugs.

Why dont elves just bring you more animals instead of fucking cloth and wooden gear?
The elves are concerned about all the naked dwarves running around when they come to visit

Why do the humans bring metal armor when it doesn't even fit your dwarves?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4205 on: July 03, 2015, 01:40:46 pm »
They know youll pay the increased prices for the pittance of material you'll get from melting them down. They just pretend to be too dumb to send you bars in bulk.

Why don't dwarves appreciate the beautiful architecture itself?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4206 on: July 31, 2015, 02:31:35 pm »
because they are distracted by the magma cannon

why do clowns like to cause !!FUN!!?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4207 on: July 31, 2015, 04:51:09 pm »
Quote from: DAPARROT on July 31, 2015, 02:31:35 pm
why do clowns like to cause !!FUN!!?

It's in their !!blood!!

An actual WTF: I went to reclaim an abandoned fortress (died to an unfortunate weresomething encounter).
I was welcomed by an ambush message. Zoomed in and it was ~100 z-levels bellow the surface.
WTF?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4208 on: July 31, 2015, 08:59:58 pm »
Probably animalpeople getting frisky in the caverns again. I think they might ambush and such now? Or maybe its just a goblin ambush which got scattered very far down during abandonment? I do seem to remember that goblins restealth individually after reclaim and they might ALL give ambush messages when revealed.

Since there are animalpeople, why aren't there wereanimalpeople, who turn onto animalpeople at certain lunar times?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4209 on: August 01, 2015, 12:37:31 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on July 31, 2015, 08:59:58 pm
Since there are animalpeople, why aren't there wereanimalpeople, who turn onto animalpeople at certain lunar times?
because they run into the HFS of your world before it finishes generating, leading to mass extinction.


why are strange moods so odd, eg wood anvil
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4210 on: August 01, 2015, 10:02:16 am »
If a strange mood wasn't odd, then it won't be strange.

Why do all the ranged weapons fire at the same speed?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4211 on: August 01, 2015, 10:42:15 am »
Quote from: UnicodingUnicorn on August 01, 2015, 10:02:16 am
Why do all the ranged weapons fire at the same speed?
Guild regulations

How do you get 4 times as much material by carving rocks into blocks?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4212 on: August 01, 2015, 12:48:37 pm »
The dwarves use the dust in the process of making blocks as makeshift cement, as well as building their walls hollow.

How can dwarves be so maniacal to try to melee with crossbows, even when provided with ammo?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4213 on: August 01, 2015, 10:09:30 pm »
because there arms are built for swinging: picks, axes, so on and so forth they naturally swing at anything near bye with whatevers at hand


why don't dwarves worship god #3 THE HOLY Toady one?


V wrong worship buddy.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4214 on: August 02, 2015, 06:53:24 pm »
Because turning Toady into a boat, no matter how warlike, would be blasphemous.

Why can't dorfs just be thankful they weren't locked out?
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